"There really isn't much point in this exercise" - after 10 minutes solving a matrix
"...and that just disappears. It falls into the void, or whatever" - when something cancelled out in something (I can't remember)
"I can't verify that that's the right answer"
"I'm going to start breaking rules all over the place"
"I'm not going to go through the steps. That's not because I don't want to - I do"
"I won't copy down the question - let us save 10 seconds"
"I'm going to do a much abbreviated roll-call"
"This is an artificial discontinuity - which I created myself"
"This has to hold for all squiggly things between zero and x"
"God I hope this works"
"Tish, tish, that is wrong"
"How do you satisfy yourself?"
"Now mark you carefully what's being written down here"
"If this doesn't work, how about we don't have lunch?"
"Once you can open a jar on your own you won't need me anymore" - Lee to me
"It's a living orgasm from outer space" - Lee explaining Alien to me
Me: hmmm. I've never done _that_ over the internet before...
Me: ok how did we get talking about sex?
Niall: :o
Niall: I DON'T KNOW!!!
Kieran: you, me, a bottle of bourbon
Me: You're on
Kalima: I don't know he looks drunk all the time
Me: He IS drunk all the time!
"mmm buy one get one free russian ladies" - me
"I know I'm addicted to the internet, but it's no longer an addiction - it's a way of life" - me
15:26:59 Fri <Nicholas White (Desk)> has anyone every told you that
you're more interesting than a visual studio build output
15:27:07 Fri <Nicholas White (Desk)> even if it is full of errors
Aoife: You're going to inherit some peppers when I leave.
Me: That's ok. I'll take good care of them.
"I LOVE pigs! I think they're absolutely divine" - Aoife
"I'm a level 10 pimp!" - Kieran
"You need to get out more" - Mike Brady (3ba2 lecturer) to David
"We're learning Prolog with no pants on" - Niall
"You may have only 7 IQ points more than me, but my God you use them much more" - Kieran to me
"Have some paragraphs Kieran, they're good for you" - me to Kieran about his bad typing.
"I used to watch porn with my parents when I was seven" - Kalima talking about how her family spends quality time together.
"Words mean things" - Brendan Tangney, 1ba6 lecturer
"Man, you're so laid-back - you have a negative slope!" - me to Nithin "the dude"
"I didn't no make no reaction" - Lil
"My dogs are like bins" - Aoife
"...that was Britney Spears' new single, 'I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Boy'." - Michael Gerrard on LMFM, getting it hilariously wrong again
"Oooh finger me! Finger me!" - Nithin to me
"Do it! Do it again!" - Nithin referring to the fingering again the next day (see finger)
"Oooh carpet!" - me upon arrival at Rob's house with sore feet
"My plan all along was to have a plan..." - me
"You should do that - get loads of stuff pierced" - James M. to me
"Worms don't give it to you - you gotta get it by the alternative method" - anonymous
"Go on Niall, do Kieran now" - Bob
"I don't have a ball, let alone many balls" - Brian B. (bbrazil)
"That's a ridicuously large tongue" - Gerard about Rob
"The difference between a magnetic field and an electric field is like the difference between a man and a woman" - Eamonn O Nuallain (electrotechnology lecturer)
"Billy, can I strip search you and cavity search you?" - Niall
"Woah, THAT was taken out of context." - Niall, about the last quote
"The funniest part was where coke came out of your nose, instead of the other way around. Like usual" - Niall to Billy
"What's that stuff you paint on fences?"
"Paint!" - Vinny Cahill and the class' reply
"Hey. We got three girls on a table around the corner." - Bob
"I shall poon thee, on my poon" - Eamon (eof) to Kieran (kgmf)
"I was poking him with Morgan's poon at the time" - Eamon (the "poon" turned out to be a spoon with a bit missing)
"What's all this about Elena's ass?" - Morgan
"Why can't I jiggle?" - me to Kieran
Message from tobinjt@matrix on /dev/pts/59 at Sun Jan 26 22:12:44 2003 . . .
Oi elena,
John Tobin says . . .
J---------------------------------------------o
| I'm telepathecicly sending a cuddle to you. |
| telepathetically |
| telepartially |
| tele^H^H^H^H with my mind |
h---------------------------------------------n
Soul of a New Machine
EOF
- hey from John
"I'm not coming in today, I'm killing cows" - me texting Kieran while in Moo Moo Land.
"Moo" - Kieran taking it too far
"I want to kiss your rat" - John to me
"I'm not sad, I'm just a nerd" - me after playing Serious Sam for 10 hours at night
Me (wheedling): Johnnnn, can you make me some tea?
John (half-asleep): Aww. It's too late for tea.
Me (indignant): There's no such thing as a time for tea!
Me: Oh wait. There is.