Step 1: Become millionare
Step 2: Buy eccentricity, if needed
Step 3: Start the greatest ad campaign ever
Abstract concepts would be a good one...
Maybe put this up in a colour-blind colony, see what happens

This may actually be construed as something constructive:
!!!EMOTION IMAGE!!!
Well, we wouldnt want to let anything go to waste, now, would we?
This was afer seeing too much (>0) ads for conserving water.

Or an ad campaign for something so ridiculous even idiots arent interested

Maybe when I own the world, I could honestly do this:

Uhhh... Yeah.