Some people just dont appreciate how helpful microsoft really are...
For example, XP sends loads of info back to M$ hq.
Of the 20 or so known things, one of them is what you use the help function for.
Alot of people must use the troubleshooter to fix things and end up with screens like this:


Now, the only thing $mystery_person_x can do is "Get help elsewhere".
(or, of course, start over and arrive at the same conclusion)
The logical place to get help being uncle Google, purveyor of useful information.
Of course, thats where it doesnt go exactly to plan...

M$ were hoping that $mystery_person_x would use the MS(for shit)N search engine.
But nobody is that stupid.
Well, maybe.

So now that we have established a motive, lets look at some more compelling evidence.

Need anything be said?



Bitter? Of course. Crazy? Never. Conspiracy? Always.
Thanks for flying vim.
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