Oh my god, SOMEBODY PUT SHIT IN MY PANTS. Quit being creative and memorize information like a zombie. Repent! Repent! Floss often! GARG. I am saying GAAARG. Be free, little pop-tart. You deny me freshmaker? Citizens of Mars, surrender or I become giant Wilford Brimley. Damn! Hell makes a yummy bagel. I'm taking you with me, you self-appointed beverage dictator. When I was five, my uncle was decapitated by a watermelon. No sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you. Come back! Those are prescription pants! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! A seminar on time travel will be held two weeks ago. Wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply. I like kids, but I don't think I could eat a whole one. I'm as busy as a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. I wasn't sleeping, I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance. Once I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts. How come we never see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? How the hell do those Keep Off The Grass signs get there? Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say Iraqi Head Seeks Arms New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group "wtf is a palindrome" "no it's not dude" Hello? Spider-Man? I am gay! Gay for YOU! Ngh! So angry! Must... crush... newspaper! Egad! A bullet came out of his gun somehow! Holy penis, what a scoop! I don't want to be dead! I want to be alive, or a cowboy! Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. --Anonymous the su shop sells fizzy fizzy good good like kids being hit by fridges None of this java on paper bollocks I want it... it's MICROPORTABLE! this is nearly as good as Wong falling asleep balanced on a pen It averages out to your face Nothing wrong with the priests... Words can't describe the gg-ness of that gg I always get cold when I play games naked :( stop sigging the same crap over and over the internet needs deleting, I think *shudders at thought of the sordid contents of LG12 naked* Sorry I'm late; I was talking to a man, as they say. --Coghlan I just assumed it was too stupid and/or 13 to do it properly. --Munky * @Jaykul[GonCrazy] is jamming along to Winamp not started The plug thing -- it's not plugged! You dare agree with me? Prepare to meet your horrible doom! Awww... I wanted to explode. Rice is great if you're hungry and want to eat 2,000 of something. I used to smoke weed. ... I still smoke weed, but I used to, too. "Why do people always pick on blonds were not dum" don't you Ellipsis me sometimes I wonder if your "lo suchandsuch" is a script The textbook is absolutely right... well actually, not really. --Coghlan Prepare for downcount! 5... 4... 3... 1... OFF BLAST! I is more stronger than Darth Vapour. Obey me, I is your new dictator! I wouldn't pay more than a couple of quid to see me, and I'm me. --TP Prove me wrong! Destroy the fabric of the universe. See if I care. --TP I don't sign parts of the body, even if they're still attached. --TP "Yes, bugger all that," said Nanny. "Let's curse somebody." Things never get better. They just stay the same, only more so. --TP I wouldn't give it to a dog, and I am one. --Gaspode the Wonder Dog Deep down inside, what he really wanted to do was make things go splat. I had no guitar to hand for the solo so I played my dog who tastes dog food when i could eat them! --Markov be alive, or a wife and his gun somehow! --Markov prepare to meet your beltseats. we are my winter coat! --Markov random insanity is jamming along to eat them! --Markov eagles may soar, but i am saying gaaarg! --Markov prepare for your new study of pancakes. --Markov sorry i'm taking you once more with feet. --Markov I'm pregnant with anger! --nosmo Why are you wearing clothes? --Faero Why is he naked all of a sudden? --Faero So I drank their beer and stole their condoms... --nosmo I couldn't stand the smell. It draws blisters on a monkey! "There will be light on while comes a telephone call." "It might be that battery is used up. Replace a new one please." The understandtion is not in his head. --KBKarma Artifical intelligence is nothing compared to natural stupidity. There's too much blood in my sugar system! A bird in the hand is safer than two overhead. Breakfast is the most important beer of the day. Today is the tomorrow I was trying not to think about yesterday. Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend. FOOLS! I am Fluffy... Destroyer of worlds! Imaginary friends are never there when you really need them. I keep an Avril Lavigne song on my mp3 player just so I can get angry. I can't hear you, I'm sifting through porn. --nosmo 1: Jesus dies. 2: Jesus comes back to life. 3: ??? 4: Chocolate. Thanks, ants. Thants. Bless you, ants. Blants. Water, water, what hast thou donst? Write that down in your copybooks now. In future, all messages are on thing called World Wide Intar Wub. World Wide Intar Wub is for pictures of cats. Edison hate future. Edison is so hot right now. Edison has been naked from the waist down this entire time. Edison would be more comfortable if you put your penis away, yes. Hello, Pete Doherty. Edison say, ALL OF TIME thinks you are wankstain. this lecture would be better with guitars "Oh, you smell GOOD. What is that?" "Macintosh." I feel sorry for your little brain, all alone in that big fat head. My hair is an expression of my pain inside. --emogirl it aint easy bein this goth ya know. --uberxgoth Metallica loves you! Be a corpse! A DEAD CORPSE! kevinly: I'm just angry because my penis is so small "I lost my jacket" "Time for some forced sex" I hear singing! Bum is near! --nosmo I seem to have lots of experience with removing cocks from stuff leave my newts out of this I'm not some sort of command line I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity. --Make The Pie Higher Would you like your netris blocks identified? [yn or ?] vinny touches me in ways the dictionary doesn't allow "I didn't think ninjas had super strength." "He's a doctor too!" MELT DOWN YOUR HEARTS OF IRON AND MAKE SAFETY RAILS OF THEM How the fuck did you pronounce a forward slash?! Never heard of him tbh, and generally that means the artist sucks This is a model of a model of iron, modelled in iron. I am here to ride bike! Jumpers for goalposts. Isn't it? Mmmmm. Marvellous. KAZOO GHETTO WANK BAKE NOW INSIDE FOR THE RIGHT TO GAY She doing ok, crazy-wise? I come from a world of xena and marbles Kleenex monitors this channel to know when its stock will go up. Alone at home drinking is the best kind. Straight girls like boobies too, you know. MAXIMUM VOLUME YIELDS MAXIMUM RESULTS MAXIMUM VOLUME YIELDS MAXIMUM GOATS MAXIMUM VOLUME YIELDS MAXIMUM GOATSE Shhh, I'm making out with an operating system. Microsoft: You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips. The surf on the rocks, Gentle rain falls on cedars, I will fuck you raw. COME OUR ONLINE WORLDWEB INTERNET STORE! NICE! BORAT IS WRONG! WE HAVE WAY MUCH CULTURE! FIST the rainbow! Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. No comments from the recently deceased, thank you. And also, I'd do Tim Curry as a tranny HAPPINESS IS MANDATORY! SECRETS ARE TREASON! The intarsea is a series of planks. If you can make out the lyrics, it's not music. --Munky In Commonwealth of Australia, stingrays stab YOU!! A Moose once bit my sister... Ask not for whom the tolls. * nosmo grimaces and plays guitar that sounds like cheese being ground <[j0n0]> games dont make people violent, lag does. * darklyndsea claws bizarre's eyes out ( * Inky dodges Paul's meatspin attempt Your mother was a little airborne; she's still good, she's still good! is marka a turtle? I sacrifice goats to satan I was just reaching down at irregular intervals. This is the first time I've heard penis used as a verb. --inky Inside every large program is a small program struggling to get out. * Eth must go to for be teached things English, ironically Alphabet of Manliness: So manly, even its sentences don't have periods the tuning is metal if the 6th string flaps like a wet fart -fibrosis What you say !! Take off every 'zig' !! You know what you doing. UML is like pseudo code. with less Vinny and more wank --nosmo They've locked down their fortress! ... With locks! i have a windows My hobbies are dropping like flies! Heroin is supposed to kill musicians before they get shit I am dry as a granny's teat I don't spend my days hitting f5 it's called RSS I keep thinking Metallica wrote psychology papers It's like a Sunn O))) concert outside You can't survive by sucking the juice from a wet mitten. --Schulz how are your gigabytes? Which question is also its own answer? This sentence no verb. Thit sentence is not self-referential because 'thit' is not a word. Backwards written is sentence this. OMG now I can make my own internets Rumour has it that WOTH don't go to mass * Antic-Hay compares the spam in his gmail inbox to skinny puppy lyrics Merry Day changed to 01 Jan 2007 or whatever I don't think a big binary file makes a compelling read Are Canadians real? Dakota Fanning is an albino Jack O'Lantern. Thx Tom. Ur a lejind. I Think Feces Is Not As Good As Pie 9 Out of 10 Dentists Have Told Me I'm Ugly Prepare for ultimate flavour, you're gonna get some... now! Pickles the Drummer, Doodily Doo, Ding-Dong Doodily Doodily Doo Many years ago something grew inside your mother. That thing was YOU! All of our chefs, he has died a horrible death. We are here to make coffee metal. We will make everything metal. Blacker than the blackest black... times infinity! This is, I believes, called food libraries. That is the most metal thing I ever heard in my whole life. High five! Price check! Cleanup aisle six! Rotted Body Landslide! Don't forget our special sale on Every Bone Broken Chicken! Enjoy our tasty Hammer Smashed Face! Aisle three. Come on guys, I don't wanna encourage any kinda dr-- okay, I'll do it! "They never HAD dragons." "Who didn't?" "The WORLD!" "What about your date?" "I left her with the toaster." You survived. I didn't. Who's narrating? Giant squid found. What happens now? He was so ugly, everybody died. Meteor coming! Run! Wait, false alarm. Got in a fight; Triangle wins. machine. I accidentally created a time DUMB MAKE BRAIN ANGRY! I shot a man in Reno, for publishing hentai. I shot a man in Reno, but the photo had red eye. I shot a man in Reno, with a twenty-sided die. That's what YOUR FACE said. That's what SHE said. I wouldn't mind a gay manic depressive husband I am le tired Take a nap, THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES! Jamaican me uneasy with these puns. I Canada stop Get your picture taken with FUCKING ANGELS! Children! It's cow time, come come! Time for cows! I'm a tar, yes -- on a mailbag I gab, Liam -- a nosey rat am I! 20 years ago, something grew inside your mother. There must be a meteorite hit the line I am not always right, but I am never wrong. --Samuel Goldwyn 12 plus 9 is twenty-ONE! Adding up numbers is ve-ry FUN! 7 plus 8... equal FIF-TEEN! Adding up numbers is very up-lif-TING! 9 plus 0 is equal to NINE! Even adding nothing is adding just FINE! 12 plus 10 is twenty-TWO! Carrying the one is easy to DO! 2 plus 5 is equal to SEVEN! Add four more and you get ELEVEN! 5 and 3 are equal to EIGHT! Adding up numbers makes YOU feel GREAT! Imhotep is invisible. POWER: One of the few things in life that's nicer than toast ZERO DOES NOT EQUAL ZERO IN CS deop me for a sex One does not simply shut the fuck up about Mordor STOP STEALING MY MEME It's in the key of S. Write that down. ./~ Java, Java, Java Java jing-jing-jing! ./~ I'm not going to go "this is shit, listen to my failure" are we not still in the 60's JORD-MUND-GAND! Do do do do do doo doo. I lcuahg, you lcuahg, he lcuahgs, she lcuahg... people who live in glass houses ought to grow tomatoes your drive for non-irritation is irritating me Unholy and Norwegian Angel Of Death Skiing Necrorectal and Chilly Necrocarcass of the Necrodemon Darkly Shaving the Necrotobogganist of Xzfgiiizmtsath Perpetual and Norwegian Demon of the Deathgoat Invertedly Julienning upon the Perpetual Sathani of Nordtrondenborgir Upsidedown-Crossly Sacrificing the Winterdemon of Svalnecrograth it's free, in fact, it's free welcome to default music taste land Imagine the same question, but with poop instead of ass I've said it before, and I'll say it again. But I won't say it now. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever. He was as tall as a six-foot, three-inch tree. ...but that implies I have AIDS! --snappieT Solid as a rock and proud as a peacock, appalachian is HOT HOT HOT! My card is motherfucker don't make me come out the vase Any speeling mistakes or grimar erors are intential, life wit it. Antic-Hay changed the topic of # to: SOEMOJFNE FUCKIGNG OAPE ME real CS students can work computers with their minds /j #aroom plz They're there in their room. He looks like someone rammed the eiffel tower up his penis. I'll kill you with gay rage! --fibrosis It's hard to be humble when you're perfect. Xray vision and hole-punching your eyelids are not the same thing HULAGHULAHLAG Wouldn't you be screwed if you couldn't spell 'Google'? ;o I'm so adjective, I verb nouns Everybody stand back: I know regular expressions! THE TRUTH IN UPPERCASE IS STILL THE TRUTH The advantage of making up your own words is quorfictal. --irokie the 80's was a horrible time to be a saxophone oh god how did this get here I am not good with computer God is real, unless declared integer. s/(\bsweet)[- ]+(ass)\s+(\w)/$1 $2-$3/i If you think you understand, you're just looking at it wrong. Thou shalt not make repetitive generic music. Thou shalt not make... i want to be socially inept. I'm solo strong! --T-Rex You are obstacle! --T-Rex People is sometimes kind. --Utahraptor That is not MY fadhb. you need to be able to accept STDs before you can start using C /(bb|[^b]{2})/ Stupid ground. Be more like furniture! yore ma loves a bit of the aul analogy caveman might rape me if i lol My personal favourite vegetable, o' course, is ketchup. --Natalie Dee 09-F9-11-02-9D-74-E3-5B-D8-41-56-C5-63-56-88-C0 You wanted an argument? Oh, sorry, this is abuse. You want room 12A... no eiffel program is fast enough to finish in under 1 second static char *dong = "one-eyed wonder worm"; gg music I R STELTEY his name is an anagram for IAMAWOLFANDWANTTOEATINKY all problems in life can be solved with more ram there aren't semi-colons big enough to express my pain Fibrosisified (Rathen to the Gore) Stave it off, one two three... And now you can count to three! Only your spagetti limbed messiah can save you now REAL PIRATES DON'T SEARCH FOR NEW WAYS TO SPELL "WARES". REAL PIRATES ARE SATISFIED WITH ONE EXCLAMATION POINT. PENISES DO NOT GO INTO NIPPLES, EVEN IN HENTAI RUN LIKE THE LITTLE BASTARD YOU ARE Support your local crazy person! --John Campbell they're called the bee-gees for a reason If you die in Canada, you die in REAL LIFE Sedulously eschew obfuscatory hyperverbosity and prolixity. MOOD LIGHTING DOES NOT A GHETTO MAKE It is can be how do I created ultimate meme time now please? --Munky HELLO DAD... I'M IN JAIL! HI DAD... I'M CALLING YOU FROM JAIL! HI DAD... HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I'M IN JAIL! I'M IN JAIL! I LIKE IT HERE... IT'S NICE! HI! I'M IN JAIL! SAY HI TO MOM... FROM JAIL! I LIKE IT! YEAH! THROW AWAY THE KEY! I'M IN JAIL! i forgot the olol Nothing gay about guy love IRC drinking is not drinking alone! They speak the English as she is goodly spocken. ./~ METAL BY NUMBERS / COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE ./~ Dude, you look gaytarded A blonde asked a barman for a double entendre, so he gave her one. To understand recursion, you must first understand recursion. DROP OUT OF LIFE WITH BONG IN HAND FOLLOW THE SMOKE TOWARD THE RIFF FILLED LAND Being awesome is exhausting. --Sancho That's comedy, Prof. It's beyond the reach of your precious "science". 5 emos in a square room... "We are always good friends and I love blueberry always tprever" The internet is full of cuddly people. I may be a pretty sad case, but I don't write jokes in base 13! Squdgy fez, blank jimp crwth vox! dnos umop-apisdn SKEET SKEET SKEET Quadrosexagesimal is the sexiest number system Seriously Science, let's invent teleportation already. This just in! Things in death metal can be silly! :P i was looking at meatspin in LG12 a lot... Its all /me /me /me In Soviet Russia, planet hacks YOU. "I think Chuckles would know that." "Probably! He is rhetorical!" It's like being sexually attracted in reverse... The scransoms above your head are now ready to flange. BEWARE OF THE DOG: He is very sarcastic on a scale of 1 to gay, this rates about a dermo I HAVE CAPS ON ALL THE TIME AND USE SHIFT FOR LOWER CASE The best part about selling out is that you get money for it You bet your sweet Ass-percreme. Rape is not an acceptable substitute for character development, people! Think of a will as a program that you can only test by dying Drone singers DO go OOoooooooooooooooooooooo... Sometimes. --Munky dammit CDDB, hurry the fuck up, i need to poop! NO LAUGHING AT MY GENITALS AVOID BIG PINK POODLES shut up i hack you This won't run on my computer! I should probably upgrade my UNIVAC... Question 2: what happened to question 1? I refuse to log in as root while drunk my bedroom currently has no floor. Is this awesome? [y/n] Pork chop sandwiches! OH SHIT GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE CEILING-GOVERNMENT IS WATCHING YOU FAP It is okay. It's like when retards eat trees. It's *my* head. WHY DON'T YOU PEOPLE UNDERSTAND THIS Would the owner of an ounce of dignity please contact mall security? I give a bad name to bitches everywhere! what would the command line look like? TV is the opposite of plumbing: it pumps shit INTO your house http://www.last.fm/music/Sleep/_/Dopesmoker Real Daleks don't use stairs. They just level the building. Dyslexics have all the unf. We'd love to know why you cancelled your subscription to: being alive It's like riding a bike that you hate. -Paul who is a ghost FUCK YO' COUCH! How do I hit people? Silence, or I'll make a vague threat! Noooo! I want to be the crankiest old man ever! Blogosphere? Seems more like a blogorectangle to me. --Cesium Dude, I invented the friggin iPhone. Have you heard of it? --Fake Steve I used to work in the Department of Redundancy Department I like girls, but I have been known to stick things in my butt. Laws are like sausages: it's better not to see them being made. "A pizza of radius z and thickness a has a volume of pi z z a" there's restrictions on free penis night you don't need knees for CS LADS I DOWNLOADED THIS .TORRENT FILE AND IT WON'T PLAY IN VLC I guess I was overestimating political maturity again We're not fucking shooting a load of mongs, sarge! --Superetard "killing is bg but fascists are vbg" "but two bgs make a gg" this channel has taken a seriois hit in intelligence I don't know computers :( The exciteable guy's got a point, Sam... --Max I am Lactose, the Intolerant! Evolution itself is evolving! RULE 34: If it exists, there is porn of it. fuck TCD, we're the Chernobyl of fashion don't think I'd appreciate time limits on my anal experience --fibrosis Doctors can slow down time?! REITERATION OF IRC LINE FOR PURPOSES OF HILARIOUS seriously, why is everything ever so fucking bent Where there's a will, I want to be in it. I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long. --Hedberg When I was your age, Pluto was a planet! I bought an ant farm. Them fellas didn't grow shit. --Mitch Hedberg I bow to your greater knowledge of gay peacocks CRAAAAWLIIIIING IIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIN I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here. sean paul is an anagram for pale anus 22:15, time for the nightly argument. LOOK AT THESE FUCKING PEPPERS you're not even a real Amazonian, you still have two tits Let it go man, I just thought your dog was bong-shaped Taisetsu na mono protect my balls! no library is perfect without Sunn o))) /b/ has its moments, but don't go to /b/ to find them DANGER! IMPENDING BABY! This is a pune or Play on Words. YOU ARE HEADCRAB ZOMBIE The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part. --J Handy This sentence is false. keming (n): The result of improper kerning. I'm listening to a band you've never heard of and wouldn't get. --MarkA If you are flammable and have legs, you are NEVER blocking a fire exit. That is a very sexist way to talk about these bitches. --Ali G Gherkins are god's word made vegetable I slept with your wife. "Work safe? Go see! It'll be like russian roulette for your job!" oh my, this prolapse is delicious WHY ARE YOU LAUG and my uncle was like "why are you laug his second chin is bigger than my first chin every good game has sprites also, no one had better quotedb or sig this conversation... it's a good thing Microsoft isn't in the condom business No two people are not on fire let's see how long it takes for grandma to be racist Why am I turned on by Unicode? if we all get sucked into a black hole, no exams \o/ "I don't get it, it must be metal" THE JAVA POWERED INTERNET IS NOW AVAILABLE TO YOU if I see another TLA I'm going to die GRIM AND FROSTBITTEN MILK het hinks we are retarded like a condom for bread no one laughed at my trivialisation of rape ;____; ahh rape, the original ice breaker There was no encryption. Only brutal anal rape. winking like a puckered anus I'm about as gay as a vagina loving man can get The Dude abides. /* You are not expected to understand this. */ LOLI HAET BACON THIS IS BALD SCIENTOLOGIST, I MUST DOWNLOAD IT HOW DO I DRANK DONG? Take THAT, people with diabetes! while(!asleep()) sheep++; I AM *BEST MYSPACE PASSWORD*, THE BEST MYSPACE PASSWORD EVER look into his eyes as he hates you into nothingness How the fuck do I have a hangover in my knees Will my iPod get heavier if I put more songs on it? I've seen hentai that is more believable than scientology. I can't fucking stand intolerable people. --nostrich Idea: some sort of business. Step 1: hire an ideas guy. --aedison Ebola Cola: Refreshment that devours she is my lesbian backup plan. --nik I'm giving up the memory of a legendary bowel movement for you. --Spider close the door! somebody's analogously eating in here! BEARTATO, I CAN'T FIGURE OUT PEN Bono estente! no, no, I think #netsoc has the fibbers disease... oh no pigeons THE MILK'S GONE BAD "Famous last words: 'It's just XML.'" --igowen I am not sure you all love Goatse on the same level I do. --rstevens I'm so angry, I could blog. --EffingBoring DISREGARD THAT, I STEAL ANIMATED GIFS Ah, positive discrimination, last resort of the PC cunt "Digitally remastered, whatever *that* means!" "Rap Dance trance hard house - I like most music really" --Bebo Zip zop zoopity bop! "There's probably no god. Now stop worrying and enjoy your life." "You shot my banjo!" Never judge a book by its movie. --J.W. Eagan whats the martrix SAPS IN CAPS # Appears as TIKI I'm IRCing from a vt320. My nerd erection could pierce titanium Put your helmet on -- we'll be reaching speeds of THREE! We put our faith in Blast Hardcheese! Big McLarge-Huge! "I do exactly what I'm knowing..." Cogito))) ergo sunn. --nox Verbing weirds language. You're Doing It Wrong: Zen And The Art of Trolling Program on beer; debug on coffee. --richie Dude! You're, like, George Washington, man! --Hoagie I wish to wash my Irish wristwatch. Gobbling gargoyles gobbled gabbling goblins. Lawl! Wing Ja? "...Wheels?" "Essentially we're alike in that we share few similarites." how many jailbait trannies have YOU nailed? i always win arguments in youtube comments i get a boner every time i ban someone being an american is worse than any jetlag my face... not enough palm! derp "zzzz betokeneth a Square of squares, squaredly squared." There's no cure for that -- they're just taunting me cruelly! But this is just a child's drawing of a micro-scope... Despite our genocide, Krypton crumbles! What did we do to deserve this? Look, here's the deal: You can live here, but we're not naming you. If you've got odds & ends, and lose all but one, what are you left with? BRETHERN BEFORE WENCHES "Oh goodness, I tripped and now there appears to be three dicks in me" "Did you just say 'wink' instead of just winking?" "I had killed a man... a man who looked like me." is maith liom paisti agus coc Do (not) read words inside of brackets. One man's blasphemy is another man's religion. I'm so tired I tried to scratch a backslash off my screen b-b-b-beach funeral Kevin Bacon Linked to Al-Qaeda the sky above the port was tuned to a porn channel. --qntm.org "1,000,000 lemmings can't be wrong" All civilization was an effort to impress the opposite sex. --Futurama bad poetry; oh noetry! --toothpaste for dinner Battle Royale with cheese. --everything2 In this house, WE OBEY THE LAWS OF THERMODYNAMICS. --Homer Simpson Oh no! Mass! --Father Ted Putting the 'elation' into 'tessellation'. --qntm.org "So this Irishman walks past a pub..." This calls for subtlety. EXTREME SUBTLETY. --Pokey the Penguin This concept of 'wuv' confuses and infuriates us! --Futurama We can awesome! --Dinosaur Comics You look lovely this evening. Have you decreased in mass? --Kang Welcome to my world -- my wonderful world of shit and wank! Worm-Infested and Scandinavian Hellwitch of the Duodenum Necroverted and Rotten Moonforest of the Anus Vaginally Chanting upon the Rotten Norwegian Yeti Upsidedown-Crossly Bobsledding while Necroverting the Dark Fjord Tomes were perused; tombs were abused. --Impaled Pool closed because EELS tty on fire YOU EDON@T KNOW WHAT A TYURING MACHIEN IS YOU AMSIVE RAGFAGOT Don't look at me in that tone of voice! People who sit on glass toilets shouldn't shit bricks. Veni. I'm a poet and I didn't even realise this fact. Sent from my iPhone