TV Listings for RTE One, 20 November 2009
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01:50 |
Telly Bingo (R) |
Lottery game show. |
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02:00 |
Shortland Street (R) (T) |
Hospital drama set in a New Zealand accident and emergency ward. |
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02:30 |
Nationwide (R) (T) |
News stories from around the country, covering the latest topical issues. |
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02:55 |
Dr Phil (R) |
Talk show in which Dr Phil McGraw invites guests to confront their problems. |
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03:35 |
Doctors (R) (T) |
Julia takes part in an outrageous scheme to discover whether her old friend's potential fiance can be trusted. Meanwhile, Daniel faces the daunting prospect of revealing to Lily that he has offered to look after baby Isobel for the night. |
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04:05 |
Water Rats (R) |
Jack and Goldie investigate a passport counterfeiting racket, jeopardising their own safety in the process, while Mick gets involved with Suzi Abromovich again. |
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04:50 |
Water Rats (R) |
The police swear to get revenge for Goldie's death. Meanwhile, the investigation into the passport counterfeiting continues and Jack blames Mick for having his phone switched off. |
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05:35 |
EuroNews |
European and international headlines live via satellite. |
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TV Listings for RTE Two, 20 November 2009
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Night
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00:25 |
Anonymous |
Ken Doherty dons a prosthetic disguise in an attempt to pass himself off as a newly appointed parish priest to the residents of Ranelagh. He then tries to convince Alex Higgins and his coach of 20 years, Paddy Miley, that he is a snooker novice. |
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01:00 |
The 11th Hour (R) |
An interview with Lenny Kravitz, a visit to Pearl Jam as they record their new album, and live performances by Valerie Francis and Bipolar Empire from the O2. Plus, a report on David Gray ahead of his forthcoming Irish concert, and music from Alice in Chains and up-and-coming Irish band Herm. Plus, crime writer Alex Barclay talks about her favourite music. |
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02:00 |
Dirty Sexy Money (R) |
Karen cannot go through with the abortion and tells Nick she is carrying Simon's baby. Patrick makes a business deal with Skip Whatley, and Brian is thrown out by Andrea. |
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02:45 |
Medium (R) |
Allison's health is jeopardised as she tries to find a connection between several seemingly accidental deaths. To complicate matters, she also has chilling visions of a hospital visit. On the domestic front, Marie realises she needs glasses. |
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03:30 |
EuroNews |
European and international headlines live via satellite. |
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TV Listings for TV3, 20 November 2009
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00:00 |
Trust Me I'm a Beauty Therapist (R) |
The day of truth arrives as the teams go head to head in a hair and beauty show to determine who has what it takes to cut it on the salon floor. Manager Ronan decides it is time to confront Lauren Harries with a few home truths, while John and Danny reflect on the problems they have faced. Last in the series. |
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00:30 |
Play TV |
Interactive quiz show giving viewers the chance to play a variety of fun competitions to win prizes. |
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03:30 |
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03:50 |
Being John Malkovich |
(1999, Comedy) A struggling puppeteer starts a new job and discovers a magical portal that gives those who enter the chance to see through actor John Malkovich's eyes for a short time. Sharing his discovery with a co-worker, they find a way to make money from their scheme, while a convoluted love triangle develops between the pair and the puppeteer's wife. Spike Jonze's fantasy comedy, starring John Cusack, Cameron Diaz, Catherine Keener and John Malkovich. |
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05:45 |
House Doctor: Inside and Out (R) |
Ann Maurice and the team visit West Sussex to overhaul a cluttered, dated and uninspiring three-bedroom terraced house in Chichester that has been on the property market for more than 18 months. A budget of Ł2,300 is set to get the place up to scratch, the priority being the kitchen. The project hits a snag, however, when it transpires a gas fire fails to meet health and safety regulations. |
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TV Listings for 3e, 20 November 2009
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Night
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00:30 |
The Xtra Factor |
Holly Willoughby talks to the eliminated act and gauges the judges' reactions to the latest performances. She is joined by N-Dubz and Newton Faulkner, who will be reflecting on all the X Factor action and giving their opinions on the latest act to leave. |
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01:30 |
Heroes |
Following their trip into the future, Hiro and Ando become even more determined to save the world, and Nathan makes plans to win the election. Sylar decides to visit his mother, while Thompson introduces a new person into the organisation. |
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02:20 |
Heroes |
Hiro receives information regarding his family as he prepares to face Sylar to the death. Peter and Ted make plans to leave New York in an effort to avoid the explosion, while Nathan's mother offers him advice about Linderman. Eric Roberts and George Takei guest star. |
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03:10 |
Teleshopping |
A chance to buy bargains galore. |
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04:10 |
Desire |
Suzy searches for the money, while Peter and Andrea plot. Starring Nate Haden and Zack Silva. |
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04:55 |
Desire |
Alex has time to reflect on recent events while in jail. Starring Nate Haden and Zack Silva. |
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TV Listings for BBC Two, 20 November 2009
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Night
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00:50 |
Them Crooked Vultures Live at Reading 2009 (R) (T) |
The secret performance by the alternative rock band at the festival, which turned out to be one of the most popular sets of the weekend after band members Dave Grohl from Foo Fighters, Josh Homme from Queens of the Stone Age, and John Paul Jones from Led Zeppelin walked out on stage. |
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01:30 |
Medium (R) (T) |
Allison starts having dreams that one of Devalos's strongest political supporters is involved in a conspiracy, and Bridgette is apparently being sent communications from a creditor on the other side of the world, prompting Joe to take action. |
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02:15 |
Patrick (T) |
(1978, Horror) A psychiatric nurse is assigned the care of a comatose young man who was admitted to hospital after killing his mother and her lover. She discovers he has developed mysterious psychic powers, which he uses to communicate with the outside world. However, the patient shows an unhealthy obsession with his carer, and begins to manipulate her and her colleagues as his intentions grow more sinister. Horror, with Susan Penhaligon and Robert Thompson. |
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TV Listings for Channel 4, 20 November 2009
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00:00 |
Animate TV |
Series of films introduced by the artists who made them, exploring the creative process as the programme goes behind the scenes in the creators' studios. They also reveal the influences and inspirations behind their work, which uses a variety of animation techniques. |
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00:50 |
For the Love of God (R) |
Comic animation about one man's strange obsession with God. Featuring the voices of Ian McKellen, Steve Coogan and Julia Davis. |
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01:05 |
The Children's Hour (T) |
(1961, General Movie/Drama) The careers of two teachers running a private school are put in jeopardy when a spiteful pupil spreads malicious rumours that they are lesbians. In response, parents start taking their children out of the school in droves - while one of the accused women begins to question whether her colleague is more than just a friend. Drama, with Audrey Hepburn, Shirley MacLaine and James Garner. |
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03:00 |
Invasion (R) (T) |
Russell expresses his reservations regarding Rose's teacher, and finds he may lose his job as a result of his private investigations. Jesse and a school friend conspire to retaliate against the hybrids, but their targets have problems of their own as they prepare for a possible storm. |
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03:40 |
Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip (R) (T) |
In a nostalgic episode, Matt reminisces about how he and Harriet met for the first time. Comedy, starring Matthew Perry, Sarah Paulson and Bradley Whitford. |
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04:25 |
Beach Volleyball (T) |
Highlights of the AVP Pro Tour event in San Francisco, featuring America's best players. |
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05:25 |
St Elsewhere (R) |
Dr Craig and Dr Anya start spending more and more time together, Morrison grows concerned about White's unpredictable behaviour, and Chandler becomes increasingly upset by everyone's apparent indifference toward his malpractice suit. |
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TV Listings for E4, 20 November 2009
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00:10 |
How I Met Your Mother (R) (T) |
Ted considers dating his tattoo removal doctor, but his friends warn him of the consequences of going out with regular acquaintances - which it turns out they have all suffered in the past. American sitcom, starring Josh Radnor and Alyson Hannigan. |
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00:40 |
Scrubs (R) (T) |
Turk finds out Carla is pregnant and decides to tell everyone - not realising she wanted to announce it herself. Meanwhile, JD tricks the janitor into swallowing a tracking device, and Elliot puts Dr Cox in a tricky position. |
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01:05 |
Scrubs (R) (T) |
JD changes his schedule so that he has more time to spend with Turk - who would rather be by himself. Dr Cox and Jordan go on a double date with Elliot and Keith, while Carla covers for Dr Kelso as he grieves over the death of his dog. |
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01:35 |
Supernanny (R) (T) |
Jo Frost comes to the aid of the Collins family, whose four children control the house by mob rule and seem determined to thwart her methods. After witnessing swearing, spitting and breaking things, Jo rolls out her tried and tested method of consigning the errant youngsters to `naughty zones' and confiscating their belongings. However, nine-year-old Ben leads a resistance to the new regime. |
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02:30 |
Wife Swap (R) (T) |
Devon housewife Michele Buncle trades places with Louise Sage, a London-based glamour model who works under the alias of Taylor Ray Lewis. While Louise finds herself in charge of looking after the Buncle family's 50 pets and helping run a falconry, Michele experiences life on the road as a cover-girl and learns to pamper herself. |
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03:25 |
Alan Carr: Chatty Man (R) (T) |
The comedian returns with the entertainment show that combines topical banter with celebrity chat. Joining him on the sofa are The Mighty Boosh's Noel Fielding and American singer Mariah Carey, who also performs her single I Want to Know What Love Is. |
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04:05 |
Reaper (R) (T) |
Sam tries to prevent an untalented musician selling his soul to the Devil in return for fame and fortune, while Sock's mother arrives home from Las Vegas and announces she is married. American comedy, starring Bret Harrison. |
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04:45 |
Switched (R) (T) |
TV personality Julissa leaves her pampered life behind when she swaps with a rodeo queen, learning to ride horses while trying to make it as a ranch-hand in Arizona. Her counterpart travels to Miami, where she relaxes in a trendy hotel, has a makeover and records her first interview. |
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05:00 |
Switched (R) (T) |
Reality series in which two American teenagers swap lives to see how they will cope living in somebody else's shoes. |
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05:10 |
Switched (R) (T) |
Cosmo Girl employee Colleen leaves behind her busy New York life. She swaps with Ohio baton champion and steel drum band member Amanda, who gets her first journalism assignment while her counterpart struggles to keep a beat. |
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05:20 |
Switched (R) (T) |
Reality series in which two American teenagers swap lives to see how they will cope living in somebody else's shoes. |
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05:30 |
Switched (R) (T) |
Water-skiing lifeguard Brittney swaps places with circus performer Alex. While one girl takes part in a flag routine and rides an elephant in front of thousands in the big top, her counterpart in Nevada struggles to get up on one ski. |
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TV Listings for More4, 20 November 2009
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Night
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00:50 |
Time Team Special (R) (T) |
Another chance to see Tony Robinson and the team commemorate the 60th anniversary of VE Day by embarking on a dig at a site in London that was bombed in the Blitz. Dorchester Street in Shoreditch was hit by a V2 long-range rocket bomb and now lies under grassland. The programme illuminates the wealth of finds through the memories of former residents who are brought back to relive their experiences of the dark days of the 1940s. |
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01:55 |
Relocation, Relocation (R) (T) |
Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer come to the aid of Natalie Bere, a single mother living in London, who would like a weekend retreat in Kent, while keeping a home in the city. It is not an easy task to fulfil - Natalie's claustrophobia and fear of maintenance mean she has specific ideas about what she wants. |
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03:00 |
A Place in the Sun: Home or Away (R) (T) |
Jonnie Irwin and Jasmine Harman meet teachers Brian and Margaret Mirza, who are hoping to leave their careers behind in favour of relocating to a new home with plenty of land for their many animals. They have a budget of Ł200,000 but cannot decide between the Scottish Highlands and the Haute Vienne in France. |
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04:00 |
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TV Listings for Sky1, 20 November 2009
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Night
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00:40 |
Road Wars (R) (T) |
The Proactive team looks for a burglar on a rooftop, but the hunt is cut short when officers are called away to chase a stolen car in Reading, while in Slough, Charlie and Mish encounter a criminal who takes drugs in full view of police officers. |
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01:40 |
Martina Cole: Girls in Gangs LA (R) (T) |
The crime author travels to LA to investigate the role of young women in gangs. Gaining access to current and former gang members, she examines the appeal of the gangster way of life and how these girls are treated by their male counterparts. |
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02:35 |
Ross Kemp on Gangs (R) (T) |
The actor meets the people involved in the brutal guerrilla fighting tearing Bogota, Colombia, which is tearing the country apart. He also encounters the most secretive gang of them all - the Sicarios. |
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03:30 |
Nothing But the Truth (R) (T) |
Game show in which contestants are challenged to give candid answers to tricky personal questions for cash prizes, all while connected to an advanced lie detector, before being asked to repeat the same truthful comments before their friends and families. In this episode a medical rep is in the hot seat. Presented by Jerry Springer. |
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04:20 |
Don't Forget the Lyrics (R) (T) |
Shane Richie welcomes 36-year-old hairdresser Emma Posner, who hopes to win enough money to re-enrole her daughter in a theatre club and treat her to a trip to Disneyland. |
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05:10 |
Extreme Bodies: Vanity Insanity (R) |
Diner owner Sadie hopes breast implants will help her confidence at work - but her husband is unsure whether it is the right way to attract customers. |
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05:35 |
Extreme Bodies: Vanity Insanity (R) |
Debating the ethics of performing liposuction on a child, featuring an interview with 12-year-old Brooke Bates who lost more than five stone during the procedure. |
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TV Listings for Sky2, 20 November 2009
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00:30 |
NCIS: Los Angeles (T) |
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01:30 |
Stargate SG-1 (T) |
SG Command learns an asteroid is on a collision course with Earth and hastily intercepts it by using the hyperdrive of a wrecked cargo ship to blast the colossal rock off course. Sci-fi drama, starring Richard Dean Anderson and Amanda Tapping. |
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02:30 |
Road Wars |
Police officers use unmarked cars fitted with on-board video cameras, offering an insight into vehicle crime and how it can be prevented. The programme features footage of dangerous drivers on overcrowded roads. |
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03:00 |
Extreme Bodies: Vanity Insanity |
The variety of ways in which people in Vegas are trying to hold on to their youth. |
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03:30 |
Extreme Bodies: Vanity Insanity |
The truth behind the illegal procudures performed by back-street surgeons in Miami. |
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04:00 |
Relic Hunter (T) |
Nigel's kidnapping by shady government agent Derek Lloyd sparks a terrifying mission to New Guinea. Action adventure, starring Tia Carrere and Christien Anholt. |
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05:00 |
The Biggest Loser US |
Competition in which two teams of would-be slimmers use medically approved weight-loss techniques to shed pounds and try to win a $250,000 prize. |
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TV Listings for Sky3, 20 November 2009
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Night
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00:00 |
Suicide in the Air (T) |
An insight into the psychology of pilots who commit suicide by deliberately crashing their planes, paying particular attention to an Egyptian aircraft which met its fate in 1999. |
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01:00 |
Relic Hunter (T) |
Sydney crash-lands at a convent and helps search for the 400-year-old remains of a decapitated nun. Treasure-seeking adventure, starring Tia Carrere. |
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02:00 |
Dom Joly's Happy Hour (T) |
Dom and Pete's booze-fuelled adventure takes them to Russia, and the pair soon learn what it takes to fit into a society where 80 per cent of the world's vodka is consumed. After downing their drinks in a toast, they grill a spirits tycoon on the effect his work is having on the country's youth, join a Morris dance, and meet a naked hairdresser and some sexy scientists. |
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03:00 |
Dom Joly's Happy Hour (T) |
The prankster travels across Mexico in style with friend Pete Wilkins and a pint of pulque - the undistilled sap of the agave plant. After helping some farmers hack up a specimen for brewing, he samples the results with a member of the country's tequila mafia, as well as trying his luck in a local rodeo, learning drinking songs, and meeting a peyote shaman. |
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04:00 |
Guilty! (T) |
A woman puts her boyfriend in the dock, claiming he is destroying their relationship, and another man is accused of being too public about his love life. |
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05:00 |
Sky Travel |
Tips on choosing travel destinations. |
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05:30 |
Sky Travel |
Tips on choosing travel destinations. |
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TV Listings for BBC Three, 20 November 2009
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00:15 |
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (R) (T) |
Janet returns from hospital and tells Gaz she spent the night with Wesley holding her hand, prompting him to confess he slept with Donna. After being thrown out of the house, Gaz realises he still loves his former wife and feels torn between the two women. Meanwhile, Louise is desperate for a boyfriend. |
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00:45 |
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (R) (T) |
Gaz must choose between Donna and Janet when they give him an ultimatum to decide who he wants to be with - but as the deadline approaches, he still has doubts. Elsewhere, Louise worries Scott will run off with a groupie. |
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01:15 |
Russell Howard's Good News (R) (T) |
Topical comedy in which the Mock the Week star offers his perspective on the big stories dominating the media across TV, online and in print, as well as picking up on overlooked items that raise a smile. |
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01:45 |
Don't Get Screwed (R) (T) |
A motorist is towed unfairly, a shopper is disappointed by a free promotional gift, and a couple feel let down when their portrait picture comes back from the photographer. |
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02:15 |
Don't Tell the Bride (R) (T) |
A groom-to-be is given Ł12,000 to plan every detail of his nuptials and give his fiancee the wedding of her dreams, while the bride relinquishes control of the big day in the presence of a lawyer. |
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03:15 |
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (R) (T) |
Janet returns from hospital and tells Gaz she spent the night with Wesley holding her hand, prompting him to confess he slept with Donna. After being thrown out of the house, Gaz realises he still loves his former wife and feels torn between the two women. Meanwhile, Louise is desperate for a boyfriend. |
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03:45 |
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (R) (T) |
Gaz must choose between Donna and Janet when they give him an ultimatum to decide who he wants to be with - but as the deadline approaches, he still has doubts. Elsewhere, Louise worries Scott will run off with a groupie. |
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04:15 |
Don't Get Screwed (R) (T) |
A motorist is towed unfairly, a shopper is disappointed by a free promotional gift, and a couple feel let down when their portrait picture comes back from the photographer. |
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04:45 |
Don't Get Screwed (R) (T) |
Consumer show, in which wronged customers seize their chance to fight unfairness and go to extreme lengths to fight back. This programme features a shopper whose wrongly priced MP3 player was taken off her by the shop, and a woman whose hairdresser set her coat on fire. |
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05:25 |
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TV Listings for BBC Four, 20 November 2009
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00:10 |
Only Connect (R) (T) |
A trio of chess players apply strategic thinking to challenge their opponents - puzzle writers who use their skills to raise money for their local hospice. Victoria Coren presents the quiz show. |
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00:40 |
Paul Weller: Into Tomorrow (R) (T) |
Biography of the musician, featuring film of his early years with the Jam, his time as a member of the Style Council and his return to fame in the 1990s following a reversal of fortunes after being dropped by his record company. Contributors include Bruce Foxton, Noel Gallagher, Boy George, Mick Talbot, Steve White, Weller's parents and his former wife Dee C Lee. |
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02:10 |
BBC Four Sessions (R) (T) |
Paul Weller performs at BBC Television Centre with his five-piece band and, for some numbers, the Wired Strings and a brass section. His set includes songs from his recent album 22 Dreams together with classics from his solo career and time with the Jam. The musician is joined on stage by Oasis guitarist Gem Archer for a rendition of Echoes Round the Sun, fiddle player Eliza Carthy for a version of Wild Wood and former Blur guitarist Graham Coxon on Black River. |
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03:10 |
Transatlantic Sessions (R) (T) |
Jerry Douglas demonstrates his affinity with the Nashville steel guitar sound, while ex-Fairground Attraction frontwoman Eddi Reader, Tim O'Brien, Julie Fowlis, Donal Lunny, Darrell Scott and Karen Matheson are among the other artists on the bill. |
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03:40 |
We Need Answers (R) (T) |
Tim Key, Mark Watson and Alex Horne are joined by presenter Julia Bradbury and actor Robert Llewellyn, who take part in a knock-out competition where all the questions are provided by audience members and a text messaging service. |
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TV Listings for ITV2, 20 November 2009
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01:05 |
Coronation Street (R) (T) |
Maria is left broken-hearted by Tony's actions and sets about removing all traces of him from her life, as Ryan swears revenge on his uncle's killer. Joe's debt collector doubles his demands just as he is about to go wedding shopping with Gail. Blanche brazenly flirts with George, and Lloyd helps Eileen with a gift for Jesse. |
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01:35 |
Coronation Street (R) (T) |
The Connors fear for Maria when she disappears with baby Liam after Tony's reasons for having Liam killed are exposed to Barry and Helen. Joe tells Gail the extent of his debts, but stops short of informing her about the involvement of the loan shark, while revelations about Peter and Leanne sour George's opinion of the couple. |
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02:05 |
Emmerdale (R) (T) |
Charity is forced to choose between Cain or his money when he reveals he is in love with her, while Hannah's parents reluctantly agree to let her attend Aaron's party when they realise Victoria is also going, but the event soon gets out of hand. Zak offers Lisa his support when she decides to take up life modelling. |
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02:30 |
Teleshopping |
Buying goods from the comfort of home. |
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05:30 |
ITV2 Nightscreen |
Text-based information service. |
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TV Listings for ITV3, 20 November 2009
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Night
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01:10 |
Inspector Morse (R) (T) |
The Oxford detective faces a tough time while looking into a murder at a peaceful college - first he suffers the familiar pangs of unrequited love, then clashes with the unpleasant college master. To cap it all, he unwittingly provides his main suspects with a watertight alibi. John Thaw and Kevin Whately star, with Robert Stephens, Amanda Burton and Philip Middlemiss. |
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02:50 |
The Wonder Years (R) (T) |
The family goes out for dinner, but since Jack is still not talking to daughter Karen, things understandably prove a little tense. Featuring an early appearance by David Schwimmer. |
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03:15 |
The Wonder Years (R) (T) |
The Pfeiffers make a lot of money - but greed and jealousy start to ruin their friendship with the Arnolds. Bittersweet American comedy, starring Fred Savage. |
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03:40 |
Emmerdale (R) (T) |
Omnibus. David is left reeling when Leyla confesses her guilt to him, and Sally is furious when her plans to drive a wedge between Ashley and Laurel only cause them to become closer. Meanwhile, a mysterious woman turns up in the village. |
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TV Listings for Comedy Central, 20 November 2009
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Night
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00:40 |
The Office: An American Workplace |
Michael encourages everyone to support Kelly and attend a local celebration of Diwali - the Hindu festival of light. While attending the event, Ryan meets Kelly's family. |
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01:40 |
Scrubs |
A soldier prepares to leave hospital, but his relief soon turns to misery when the military decides his injuries are too severe and he cannot return to service. Elliot, JD and Turk rally round to boost his spirits as depression sets in, while Dr Cox tells Carla the truth about her jokes. Michael Weston guests. |
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02:10 |
Scrubs |
Dr Kelso suspects a clothes thief is at work, leaving the team dressed in brown scrubs until the mystery is solved. Meanwhile, JD and Turk try to beat the system by treating the chief's uninsured friend, and the Janitor blackmails Carla. Dr Cox makes a bid to convince Elliot that a reformed drug addict is not as clean as they thought. |
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02:40 |
Jackass |
Johnny tries his hand at sumo while the crew take to their BMXs for some jousting. |
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03:10 |
Jackass |
Crazy stunts and wind-ups created by Johnny Knoxville and his loony pals. |
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03:40 |
The King of Queens |
Doug is reluctantly persuaded to take Arthur with him to a basketball game in St Louis - but a delayed flight leaves them stranded in Pittsburgh. |
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04:10 |
Sir Leslie Quint: A Life in Film |
After 50 years of shocking audiences, the film-maker talks candidly about his work, his personal life and the controversies and scandals that define him. |
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04:15 |
Sir Leslie Quint: A Life in Film |
After 50 years of shocking audiences, the film-maker talks candidly about his work, his personal life and the controversies and scandals that define him. |
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04:20 |
Cybill |
The life and loves of a middle-aged actress. Comedy, starring Cybill Shepherd. |
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04:45 |
Cybill |
Part two of two. Jack arouses Cybill's suspicions, while Zoey has second thoughts about being maid of honour at the wedding of her father Ira. |
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05:10 |
The King of Queens |
Doug takes Deacon to lunch at a new cafe, but annoys the waitress so much she challenges him to a fight at the end of her shift. Meanwhile, Carrie invites Holly on a shopping trip - but only so she can use her van. |
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05:35 |
The King of Queens |
Carrie gets stranded in the snow during a shopping trip, and Doug soon outstays his welcome when he dispenses relationship advice to a couple offering him shelter. American comedy, starring Kevin James and Leah Remini. |
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TV Listings for Comedy Central Extra, 20 November 2009
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Night
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00:20 |
Monty Python's Flying Circus |
Classic comedy sketch series, with John Cleese, Eric Idle, Michael Palin and the team. |
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01:00 |
Drop the Dead Donkey |
Helen stays firmly in the closet when her parents come to visit. Comedy, starring Victoria Wicks. |
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01:30 |
Armstrong & Miller |
Comedy series featuring characters and sketches created by acclaimed duo Alexander Armstrong and Ben Miller. |
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02:00 |
Trailer Park Boys |
The boys help Lahey when his fellow police officers turn against him, while Ray makes plans to return to the road. |
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02:30 |
Best of British from Down Under |
Footage of Britain's best comedians aired on Australian television. |
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03:00 |
Monty Python's Flying Circus |
Classic comedy sketch series, with John Cleese, Eric Idle, Michael Palin and the team. |
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03:40 |
Drop the Dead Donkey |
Helen stays firmly in the closet when her parents come to visit. Comedy, starring Victoria Wicks. |
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04:10 |
The Piglet Files |
Nicholas Lyndhurst stars as a recently appointed MI5 agent with the codename Piglet in this bungling spy action. |
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04:35 |
Duty Free |
The arrival of their spouses causes David and Linda to act quickly to get themselves off the hook. |
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05:00 |
Sir Leslie Quint: A Life in Film |
After 50 years of shocking audiences, the film-maker talks candidly about his work, his personal life and the controversies and scandals that define him. |
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05:05 |
Sir Leslie Quint: A Life in Film |
After 50 years of shocking audiences, the film-maker talks candidly about his work, his personal life and the controversies and scandals that define him. |
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05:10 |
MASH |
The 4077th realise that Charles is loaded and draw him into a game of poker, where he does very well until Radar learns to pick up the signals that indicate he is bluffing. Korean War comedy, starring David Ogden Stiers and Gary Burghoff. |
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05:35 |
MASH |
Hawkeye and BJ refuse to wash until Charles stops driving them crazy with his French horn, and Potter saves the life of a suicidal patient. Comedy, starring Alan Alda and Mike Farrell. |
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Morning
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06:00 |
QVC - Shopping Made Easy |
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TV Listings for Bravo, 20 November 2009
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Night
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00:00 |
Star Trek: The Next Generation (T) |
Part one of two. Picard leaves the Enterprise to lead Worf and Dr Crusher on an espionage mission to Cardassia, in an effort to prevent war - but the task proves more dangerous than any of them anticipated. Ronny Cox and David Warner guest star. |
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01:00 |
Most Shocking |
Clip show featuring footage of outrageous situations encountered by police on the beat. |
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02:00 |
Star Trek: Voyager (T) |
Kim and Tuvok fall for the same holodeck character, and only Vulcan mind-control techniques seem to offer the possibility of averting an emotional clash. Sci-fi adventure, starring Kate Mulgrew, Tim Russ and Garrett Wang. |
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03:00 |
Star Trek: The Next Generation (T) |
Part one of two. Picard leaves the Enterprise to lead Worf and Dr Crusher on an espionage mission to Cardassia, in an effort to prevent war - but the task proves more dangerous than any of them anticipated. Ronny Cox and David Warner guest star. |
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04:00 |
Close |
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05:00 |
Home Shopping |
A chance to purchase goods from the comfort of home. |
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TV Listings for E!, 20 November 2009
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Night
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00:00 |
Chelsea Lately |
Irreverent look at events making the news each day, presented by American comedienne Chelsea Handler. |
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00:30 |
Streets of Hollywood |
A camera crew roams the Californian streets, offering an insiders' view of the entertainment capital of the world. |
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01:00 |
Wildest TV Show Moments |
A selection of humorous clips from TV programmes. |
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01:30 |
Teleshopping |
Buying goods from the comfort of home. |
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02:00 |
Teleshopping |
Buying goods from the comfort of home. |
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02:30 |
Dr 90210 |
The Diamonds prepare for the birth of their first child, and the Reys discover they may have another addition to their family. |
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03:30 |
Sexiest Celebrity Body Parts |
Countdown of the most attractive areas of celebrity bodies. |
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04:30 |
Girls of the Playboy Mansion |
The models don the traditional bunny ears to appear at a new Playboy club opening in the Palms Casino resort - the first of its kind for 25 years. |
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TV Listings for Living, 20 November 2009
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Night
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00:00 |
Criminal Minds |
Part one of two. Gideon faces his biggest challenge yet when he tries to persuade a sadistic killer to reveal the location of a woman he is holding hostage. Mandy Patinkin stars. |
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01:00 |
Charmed (T) |
Prue goes undercover to track down the villain who hired a hit-man to kill her and her sisters - but soon finds herself seduced by the glamorous lifestyle he enjoys. Supernatural drama, starring Shannen Doherty, Holly Marie Combs and Alyssa Milano. |
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02:00 |
Hotel Babylon |
Charlie has more than his fair share of trouble when his relationship with Rebecca turns Jackie green with envy. As he tries to keep the peace, his brother Dan turns up - with the heavies hot on his heels. Meanwhile, a wine taste-off suggested by wealthy Mrs Klein (Jerry Hall) leaves James confessing he has lied to his friends, and Ben trying to save his colleague's reputation. |
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03:00 |
Men in Trees |
Cash is released from hospital and Marin decides he should convalesce at her house. Meanwhile, Patrick gets a job in New York, leaving Buzz to replace him at the inn. |
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03:50 |
60 Minute Makeover |
Home improvement challenge presented by Claire Sweeney, in which a team of designers have just one hour to transform a home. |
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04:40 |
10 Years Younger US |
A former marine and single mother receives a makeover. |
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05:05 |
10 Years Younger US |
A working mother-of-two receives a makeover to revitalise her appearance. |
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05:30 |
Home Shopping |
A chance to purchase goods from the comfort of home. |
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TV Listings for FX, 20 November 2009
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Night
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00:00 |
NCIS |
The team races to find a sniper who is targeting Marine recruitment officers and picking them off one by one. The only clue is a white feather left at the scene of each shooting - and in the absence of any other evidence, Gibbs uses himself as bait to catch the killer. American drama, starring Mark Harmon, David McCallum, Sasha Alexander and Michael Weatherly. |
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01:00 |
NCIS |
Three similar execution-style killings take place, and the team discovers one of the victims, a pilot, was going through a messy divorce. His widow falls under suspicion of committing the first two crimes to mask the murder of her husband - but unfortunately for the agents she has an alibi. Starring Michael Weatherly and David McCallum. |
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02:00 |
Predator Raw |
Stories from the To Catch a Predator series, featuring unseen footage and interviews from an operation in a wealthy suburb of Fort Myers, Florida. |
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03:00 |
Sleeper Cell |
A terrorist group orders Darwyn to track down a rocket launcher but the FBI refuse to get involved. Ilija prepares to run away to Europe, and Farik is sent to Saudi Arabia. |
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04:10 |
Close |
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TV Listings for G.O.L.D, 20 November 2009
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Night
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00:20 |
And Now for Something Completely Different |
(1971, Comedy) The Monty Python team appears in re-enacted sketches from the surreal BBC comedy show. Highlights include the dead parrot sketch and the lumberjack song. Starring the usual team of John Cleese, Michael Palin, Graham Chapman, Eric Idle, Terry Jones and Terry Gilliam, with regular female sidekick Carol Cleveland. |
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02:00 |
Harry & Paul |
Alan Sugar meets the Dragons' Den business experts and Jimmy Snazzbox, a prolific television writer in the 1970s, waxes lyrical about his hit series `Omni-busses'. With Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse joined by Simon Day, Kate Robbins, Laura Solon and Sophie Winkleman. |
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02:30 |
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (T) |
Janet's new boss makes her life a misery, while Gaz resolves to split the lovely Kate from Jonny, who in turn receives an ultimatum to dump his friends or face a return to being single. |
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03:00 |
Close |
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TV Listings for Dave, 20 November 2009
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Night
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00:00 |
QI (T) |
Stephen Fry asks Alan Davies, Anneka Rice, Sean Lock and Bill Bailey for more interesting answers on subjects including beavers, bulges and bacteria in the mind-boggling quiz show. |
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00:40 |
Banzai |
Spoof Japanese-style game show giving viewers a chance to gamble on the outcome of a series of crazy challenges. |
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01:10 |
Jack Dee Live at the Apollo |
The acerbic comic talks about rough council estates, service stations, the SAS and decking out his house with hotel freebies, before introducing a performance by Rob Brydon's alter ego Keith Barret. Wales' most famous divorcee stumbles through a lecture and encourages members of the audience to discuss their relationships. |
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02:10 |
Dead Ringers |
Impersonators Jon Culshaw, Jan Ravens, Phil Cornwell, Kevin Connelly and Mark Perry send up a host of celebrities. |
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03:00 |
Close |
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TV Listings for Five, 20 November 2009
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Night
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00:00 |
SuperCasino |
Live interactive gaming. |
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04:00 |
Big Ideas That Changed the World (R) (T) |
Danish writer Bjorn Lomberg discusses the history of environmentalism, revealing how people's perceptions started to change as a reaction to the Industrial Revolution. He outlines his own agenda for the future, and alleges that many of today's green activists propagate an exaggerated atmosphere of impending disaster. |
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04:45 |
HouseBusters (R) (T) |
Janet Ellis and the team try to find out whether paranormal forces are to blame in a south London house that is making its inhabitants feel unhappy. |
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05:10 |
Neighbours (R) (T) |
Elle decides to sell Harold's Store to solve her money problems, but when Lyn reveals a corporate chain has made an offer on the business, the residents of Ramsay Street stage a protest. Karl encourages Robin to make friends with the other teenagers on the street and Sophie finally decides to take a chance on Toadie. |
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05:35 |
Home and Away (R) (T) |
Martha encourages Tony to compromise with Rachel, but he struggles accept her plan to return to work. Liam makes arrangements to spend time with Nicole, who helps him open up about his insecurities, Geoff and Aden argue over the trawler, and Gina is surprised to be getting on so well with John. |
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TV Listings for Watch, 20 November 2009
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Night
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00:05 |
Prison Break |
Michael is devastated when Sara gives herself up to the FBI so that he and Lincoln can escape to Panama. Bellick and Sucre track down T-Bag in Mexico hoping to get their hands on Westmoreland's money and C-Note is approached by an internal affairs agent who offers him a clean slate in return for testifying against Mahone. Wentworth Miller, Sarah Wayne Callies and Dominic Purcell star. |
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01:00 |
Traffic Cops |
The Hampshire team deals with people who are reluctant to head home after a boozy night out. Narrated by Jamie Theakston. |
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01:30 |
Traffic Cops |
The Humberside Police traffic department's newest recruit has an action-packed introduction to the job and officers come down hard on some of their worst enemies - drunk drivers. Narrated by Jamie Theakston. |
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02:00 |
Shark |
Martin persuades Stark to tackle the case of four women killed in a sweatshop fire. After the reluctant lawyer discovers evidence of negligence, including faulty wiring and blocked exits, he learns his arch-enemy is representing the client who put the factory staff at risk. When the team hit a stumbling block and the case breaks apart, Martin devises a radical new angle. James Woods stars. |
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02:50 |
Close Up |
A brief look at examples of digital art. |
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03:00 |
Close |
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TV Listings for Sci Fi, 20 November 2009
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Night
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00:50 |
Buffy the Vampire Slayer |
While working as a waitress, Buffy runs into a woman whose boyfriend has disappeared. Back in Sunnydale, the gang try to hold the forces of evil at bay without her help. Supernatural adventures, starring Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, Alyson Hannigan and Anthony Stewart Head. |
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01:50 |
Angel |
Fred is pursued by Jasmine's brainwashed followers as she attempts to release Angel from the spell. Supernatural drama, starring David Boreanaz. |
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03:00 |
3rd Rock from the Sun |
The aliens catch a cold from Tommy, just as Dick is about to escort Dr Albright to a wedding. Comedy, starring John Lithgow, Jane Curtin and Joseph Gordon-Levitt. |
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03:30 |
3rd Rock from the Sun |
Dick learns about the ageing process and begins dyeing his hair in a bid to appear younger, obsessed with the idea that his life is slipping away. Harry gets hooked on self-help tapes and Tommy has his first sex education lesson at school. Comedy, starring John Lithgow. |
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04:00 |
The Invisible Man |
Darien helps a woman who thinks she is being haunted by a strange apparition. He discovers her mother was killed in an accident involving a particle accelerator - and that she had just found a way of creating energy via cold fusion. Vincent Ventresca stars. |
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05:00 |
Angel |
Fred is pursued by Jasmine's brainwashed followers as she attempts to release Angel from the spell. Supernatural drama, starring David Boreanaz. |
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TV Listings for Challenge TV, 20 November 2009
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Night
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00:05 |
Bullseye |
Quiz that tests contestants' skill at darts and their general knowledge. |
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00:35 |
Bullseye |
Quiz that tests contestants' skill at darts and their general knowledge. |
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01:05 |
Ninja Warrior (T) |
The world's top athletes and wrestlers compete alongside amateurs in one of the most demanding physical challenges ever devised. |
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01:35 |
Ninja Warrior (T) |
The world's top athletes and wrestlers compete alongside amateurs in one of the most demanding physical challenges ever devised. |
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02:05 |
Takeshi's Castle |
Japanese game show in which contestants try to storm the castle and win cash prizes. Narrated by Craig Charles. |
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02:35 |
Takeshi's Castle |
Japanese game show in which contestants try to storm the castle and win cash prizes. Narrated by Craig Charles. |
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03:05 |
It's Not What You Know |
Game show in which two contestants go head to head, guessing how a group of celebrities will answer questions on specialist subjects. Presented by Chris Tarrant. |
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04:00 |
Home Shopping |
A chance to purchase goods from the comfort of home. |
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05:00 |
Home Shopping |
A chance to purchase goods from the comfort of home. |
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Morning
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06:00 |
Home Shopping |
A chance to purchase goods from the comfort of home. |
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TV Listings for Fashion TV, 20 November 2009
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Night
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00:00 |
Midnight Hot |
Models display a selection of sexy and erotic outfits, that leave little to the imagination. |
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01:00 |
Fashion Week |
Footage from the week's best shows in London, Paris, Milan and other fashion capitals of the world. |
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01:25 |
F Parties |
Coverage from the best celebrity shindigs with footage of the models who know how to let their hair down. |
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01:30 |
Photographers Night |
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01:55 |
F Parties |
Coverage from the best celebrity shindigs with footage of the models who know how to let their hair down. |
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02:00 |
F Floor |
Highlights from the world's best fashion parties, mixed by a selection of leading DJs. |
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02:25 |
F Parties |
Coverage from the best celebrity shindigs with footage of the models who know how to let their hair down. |
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02:30 |
Swimwear |
The lastest swimwear looks straight from the catwalk. |
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02:55 |
F Parties |
Coverage from the best celebrity shindigs with footage of the models who know how to let their hair down. |
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03:00 |
Models |
The latest fashion news, including interviews with supermodels and the new faces that will be hitting the catwalk this year. |
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03:25 |
F Parties |
Coverage from the best celebrity shindigs with footage of the models who know how to let their hair down. |
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03:30 |
Lingerie |
The latest underwear fashions to hit the catwalk. |
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03:45 |
Swimwear |
The lastest swimwear looks straight from the catwalk. |
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03:55 |
F Parties |
Coverage from the best celebrity shindigs with footage of the models who know how to let their hair down. |
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04:00 |
Photographers Night |
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04:25 |
F Parties |
Coverage from the best celebrity shindigs with footage of the models who know how to let their hair down. |
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04:30 |
Fashion Destination |
The world's most glamorous fashion destinations, featuring footage from some of the most glittering events on the industry's calendar. |
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04:55 |
F Parties |
Coverage from the best celebrity shindigs with footage of the models who know how to let their hair down. |
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