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TV Listings for RTE One, 03 July 2009

Night	01:05	Midnight Man	Max saves Alice's life and the pair decide to work together to bring down God's Fist. After finally tracking down the trophy tape they set out to find the group's leader, but soon come to realise all is not as it seems and they may have been set up from the start. Drama, starring James Nesbitt, Catherine McCormack and Rupert Graves. Last in the series.
	02:00	Telly Bingo (R)	Popular lottery game show.
	02:10	Shortland Street (R) (T)	Hospital drama set in a New Zealand accident and emergency ward.
	02:35	Nationwide (R) (T)	News stories from around the country, covering the latest topical issues.
	03:00	Dr Phil (R)	Talk show in which Dr Phil McGraw invites guests to confront their problems.
	03:40	Doctors (R) (T)	A wealthy family friend of Melody is tortured and forced to acknowledge his past in which he ordered the killing of a former employee. Elizabeth Bower stars.
	04:10	Water Rats (R)	Australian detective drama with the Sydney Harbour Police.
	04:55	Water Rats (R)	Australian detective drama with the Sydney Harbour Police.
	05:40	EuroNews	European and international headlines live via satellite.

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TV Listings for RTE Two, 03 July 2009

Night	00:20	The Lucy Kennedy Show (R)	Series in which the long-suffering co-host of the Podge and Rodge Show strikes out alone with her own late-night programme. She presents a mixture of lively chat, celebrity gossip and comedy, and invites her father - former Eurovision songwriter John Kennedy - along to lead the house band.
	00:50	Rules of Engagement	Jeff wants to spice up his sex life with Audrey and Russell dates a girl he knows nothing about. Meanwhile, Jennifer buys Adam a present that causes embarrassment.
	01:15	Cupid	Trevor tries to reunite a couple of high-school sweethearts while hoping to convince Claire to go with a Mardi Gras theme for her singles party. Drama, starring Bobby Cannavale.
	02:05	Pushing Daisies (T)	One half of synchronised swimming duo the Aqua Dolls is murdered, giving Lily and Vivian the chance to come out of retirement and stand in for their arch rivals as the Darling Mermaid Darlings at the travelling water circus. Ned and Olive pose as the aunts' management team to investigate the incident. Drama, starring Lee Pace and Anna Friel. Last in the series.
	02:50	EuroNews	European and international headlines live via satellite.

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TV Listings for TV3, 03 July 2009

Night	00:30	Play TV	Interactive quiz show giving viewers the chance to play a variety of fun competitions to win prizes.
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	03:55	A Simple Wish	(1997, Fantasy) A girl requests the help of a bungling fairy godfather to win a dream Broadway role for her struggling actor father. Unfortunately, a broken magic wand interferes with his spell-casting shenanigans - and the intervention of an evil witch only adds to their woes. Children's fantasy adventure, starring, Martin Short, Mara Wilson , Robert Pastorelli and Kathleen Turner.
	05:30	Facelift Diaries (R)	The video diaries of 29-year-old party girl Sally Anne, who believes a breast enlargement will boost her confidence as well as her bra size, and glamorous grandma Annie, who is keen to undergo cosmetic surgery after seeing herself in her daughter's wedding video.

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TV Listings for TG4, 03 July 2009

Night	00:15	An Aimsir Laithreach	National and regional weather.
	00:20	L'Important c'est d'aimer	(1975, General Movie/Drama) A photographer resolves to help a porn star escape her life, and decides to cast her in a production of Richard III. However, to fund the play he is forced to turn to a loan shark, while the actress faces a dilemma as she begins to fall in love with her new benefactor - despite already being married. French drama, starring Romy Schneider and Servais Mont.
	02:25	France 24	International news channel, presented live from Paris.

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TV Listings for 3e, 03 July 2009

Night	00:00	Late Night with Jimmy Kimmel	Joining Jimmy in the studio are actors Megan Fox (Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen) and David Cross (Year One). Music is provided by Phoenix.
	00:50	I'm Alan Partridge	Alan jumps for joy at the news that his arch-enemy, BBC commissioning editor Tony Hayers, has died in a bizarre accident, convinced it can now only be a matter of time before he's back where he belongs - fronting his own TV chat show.
	01:25	Ideal	Moz agrees to help the police constable as he tries to set up Stemroach. Nicki embarks on her hen night celebrations, while Cartoon Head and Psycho Paul hatch their own evil plan. Johnny Vegas stars.
	02:00	Teleshopping	A look at the latest travel ideas and gadgets.
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TV Listings for BBC One, 03 July 2009

Night	01:15	Mary, Queen of Charity Shops (R) (T)	Mary Portas launches an innovative campaign to obtain quality donations from the public, and provides a course in sales to charity shop workers to boost their selling skills. She also sets out to undertake big changes in her shop - including hiring a manager and a complete refit of the outlet, but finds some team members are unconvinced about the new direction of the store.
	02:15	Springwatch Home Movies with Gordon Buchanan (R) (T)	Springwatch cameraman Gordon Buchanan presents a celebration of the emerging field of amateur wildlife film-making, revisiting some of the enthusiasts featured on the programme over the years. He also showcases some of the best moments captured on camera by viewers.
	03:15	Celebrity MasterChef (R) (T)	The four winning chefs from the week's heats compete in the third quarter-final for two more places in the semis. Chef John Torode and produce expert Gregg Wallace present and judge the contestants.
	03:45	World News Today (T)
	04:00	BBC News (T)	Regular bulletin.
	04:30	Straight Talk with Andrew Neil (T)	Events in and around Westminster.
	05:00	BBC News (T)	Regular bulletin.
	05:30	Our World (T)	Current affairs.

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TV Listings for BBC Two, 03 July 2009

Night	00:35	Medium (R) (T)	Joe fears Bridget is communicating with the spirit of a dead author, while Allison helps find the missing brother of a friend, but becomes paranoid about the involvement of government anti-terrorist agents. Paranormal drama, starring Patricia Arquette.
	01:15	The Wire (R) (T)	Colvin has little success convincing area drug dealers to relocate to his designated free zones. Carcetti reveals his plans to run for mayor, and Avon sails through his parole hearing, while Daniels tells McNulty about his relationship with Pearlman. Freamon and Prez learn that Stringer is working as a property developer and a frustrated Cutty returns to the Barksdale organisation.
	02:15	The Wire (R) (T)	Frustrated in his grassroots reform efforts, Colvin arms himself with intelligence from the Major Case Unit and approaches the mid-level drug dealers instead. Avon is released from prison, and Stringer tries to recruit west-side rival Marlo Stanfield to his citywide co-operative. Carcetti seeks to fix the programme for protecting state witnesses after another one is killed, and tensions run high in Omar's crew.
	03:10	The Wire (R) (T)	Dismissing Stringer's objections, Avon initiates a war over territory with Marlo, but is dismayed at the ineptitude of his own people. Colvin gives Carver and his men licence to use any force necessary to make the drug dealers relocate to the free zone, while Carcetti manipulates another councilman into joining the mayoral race to split the black vote. Owing to the lieutenant's anger over their disloyalty to him, McNulty and Greggs go behind Daniels' back to have the unit reassigned.
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TV Listings for UTV, 03 July 2009

Night	00:50	Nightwatch with Steve Scott: Crime (R) (T)	Documentary following police officers in their never-ending fight against crime. (Followed by ITV News Headlines)
	01:45	Fiddler on the Roof (T)	(1971, Musical) A poor Jewish milkman is set on finding good husbands for his three eldest daughters while coming to terms with the pressures of village life in Tsarist Russia. Unfortunately, his well-meaning plan is hampered by the girls' obstinate insistence on making their own marital choices. Norman Jewison's Oscar-winning musical, starring Topal, Norma Crane, Paul Michael Glaser and Leonard Frey.
	04:45	ITV Nightscreen	Text-based information about forthcoming ITV programmes, features and special events, plus news from the world of entertainment.

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TV Listings for Channel 4, 03 July 2009

Night	00:10	JD Set Presents: Hatcham Social (T)	Profile of the indie band, founded in the New Cross area of London.
	00:25	4Play: Dan Black (T)	Profile of the Paris-based singer-songwriter and former frontman of the Servants.
	00:45	Poker	Action from the event staged in Monte Carlo, where the likes of Teddy Sheringham and Sebastian Chabal compete while raising money to aid those affected by the crisis in Darfur.
	01:35	Big Brother Live	The latest action from the Big Brother house, as it happens.
	04:00	Freesports on 4 (R) (T)	Featuring action from the latest round of the Mountain Bike World Cup in Pietermaritzburg, South Africa.
	04:25	FIVB Beach Volleyball (T)	Highlights from the latest rounds of the World Tour, held in Myslowice, Poland, and Seoul, South Korea.
	05:15	Grudge Match (R) (T)	Short films about long-standing rivalries.
	05:25	Countdown (R) (T)	Jeff Stelling and Rachel Riley present the words-and-numbers game, with Matt Le Tissier in Dictionary Corner.

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TV Listings for E4, 03 July 2009

Night

00:05

Big Brother Live

The latest action from the Big Brother house, as it happens.

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TV Listings for More4, 03 July 2009

Night	00:30	Pan's Labyrinth (T)	(2006, Fantasy) In the aftermath of the Spanish Civil War, inquisitive youngster Ofelia is taken by her pregnant mother to live with the wicked Capitan Vidal. In the surroundings of her new abode, the fairytale-obsessed girl ventures into an elaborate stone labyrinth, where she encounters a mysterious faun. The creature sets Ofelia a series of disturbing tasks which she must complete in order to journey to an underground kingdom, where she will be restored to the throne as a princess. Guillermo del Toro's period fantasy, starring Ivana Baquero, Sergi Lopez and Ariadna Gil.
	02:45	Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill (R) (T)	Featuring the cross-dressing comedian's classic 'cake or death' routine, this is often thought of as one of his best live shows. Recorded at the Stage Door Theatre in San Francisco during his 1998 tour, he offers his opinion on everything from the history of Western culture to jihad.
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TV Listings for Sky1, 03 July 2009

Night	00:00	Road Wars (R) (T)	Police officers use unmarked cars fitted with on-board video cameras, offering an insight into vehicle crime and how it can be prevented. The programme features footage of dangerous drivers on overcrowded roads.
	01:00	Road Wars (R) (T)	Police officers stop a fraudulent operation involving bottled water, capture a runaway horse and race against the clock to reclaim a stolen car.
	01:50	The Villa (R) (T)	Prison officer Amanda falls out with her computer-matched lover.
	02:40	Stargate SG-1 (R) (T)	Part one of two. Lt Col Cameron Mitchell arrives at the SGC to lead SG-1, only to discover the original members have all gone their separate ways on different projects. Determined to join the elite unit, he decides the perfect way to reunite the team would be to go in search of artefacts once belonging to the Ancients.
	03:30	Stargate SG-1 (R) (T)	Part two of two. Daniel Jackson and Vala still struggle to shake off the Goa'uld bracelets and find themselves transported to a distant galaxy, where they inhabit the bodies of two civilians on a planet governed by an unfamiliar deity.
	04:20	Airline (R)	Security surrounding Bill Clinton's visit brings Belfast to a standstill and fog in Luton disrupts Leo's timetable.
	04:45	Road Wars (R)	Police officers use unmarked cars fitted with on-board video cameras, offering an insight into vehicle crime and how it can be prevented. The programme features footage of dangerous drivers on overcrowded roads.
	05:10	Project Catwalk (R) (T)	The final three designers put the finishing touches to their 12-piece collection for London Fashion Week, hoping to win £25,000. Ben De Lisi provides advice. Hosted by Kelly Osbourne. Last in the series.

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TV Listings for Sky2, 03 July 2009

Night	00:00	Stargate Atlantis (T)	Sheppard and McKay discover a simulation they have played for a year is actually real, and are forced to put aside their bickering to avoid a bloody war. The pair try to explain their mistake to the characters from the game, but their interference with once peaceful neighbours may have caused irreparable damage. Sci-fi drama, starring Joe Flanigan and David Hewlett.
	01:00	Greece Uncovered (T)	Johnny Kipper is keen to persuade Terri and Katie to take part in a mud wrestling competition.
	02:00	Miami Uncovered (T)	Donna and Tracy are desperate to stay in Miami, but are thrown out of their hostel for failing to pay their rent. DJ Garfield has a disastrous night, and there is a visit to the fourth annual drag queen awards.
	03:00	Brainiac: Science Abuse (T)	Jon Tickle and Vic Reeves are joined by new recruit Thaila Zucchi, who presents regular segment How Hard Is Your Thing? in which she puts viewers' submissions through a series of intense tests to find the hardest object in the land. Plus, Vic sends a portable toilet airborne and a magic trick is updated with an electrifying twist.
	04:00	It's Me or the Dog USA	Victoria Stilwell takes on the challenge of taming five problematic pugs.
	05:00	Taste (T)	Recipes include spicy African curry and baked ricotta, while the team also provides fascinating facts about squid.
	05:45	Bite Size Brainiac	Shortened version of the science show, featuring more outrageous experiments with the team.

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TV Listings for Sky3, 03 July 2009

Night	00:50	Bite Size Brainiac	Shortened version of the science show, featuring more outrageous experiments with the team.
	01:00	Britain's Wildest (T)	Mark Walker meets the country's craziest individuals, whose interests include naked ice skating.
	02:00	Mission Implausible	Daredevils Jason Plato and Tania Zaetta try to outdo each other as they risk life and limb by taking part in three more stunts. Their adrenaline-fuelled activities this week include flipping cars and swimming under ice.
	03:00	Guilty! (T)	A guest is accused of being too old for flirting and a woman is charged with being addicted to men.
	04:00	Taste (T)	Chef Gino D'Acampo creates a fruit tiramisu, Gordon McDermott talks about fish and Tai Altman makes alcoholic smoothies. Plus, five of the best retro sweets.
	05:00	Sky Travel	Tips on choosing travel destinations.
	05:30	Sky Travel	Tips on choosing travel destinations.

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TV Listings for BBC Three, 03 July 2009

Night	00:00	Family Guy (R) (T)	Peter and his friends go on an extended drinking binge in a bid to win a tour around the local brewery - but their bad behaviour lands them in trouble with owner Pawtucket Pat, who bears more than a passing resemblance to Willy Wonka. Animated comedy, starring Seth MacFarlane.
	00:20	Snog, Marry, Avoid? (R) (T)	Jenny Frost and the Personal Overhaul Device transform bubbly blonde Danielle and goth Azelie, as well as teaching outrageous mother Jay to dress more conservatively.
	00:50	Snog, Marry, Avoid? (R) (T)	Jenny Frost and the Personal Overhaul Device give new looks to an aspiring Playboy bunny and a Captain Jack Sparrow lookalike. Plus, former Liberty X singer Michelle Heaton is stripped of her cosmetics.
	01:20	Being Human (R) (T)	Mitchell befriends a boy and his mother, hoping it will keep him off blood, but it is not long before they discover his secret. As rumours about his vampire friend swell, George realises he must tell Nina the truth about himself, while the two housemates try to help Annie as she remains traumatised after her revelations about Owen. Supernatural drama, starring Aidan Turner, Russell Tovey and Lenora Crichlow.
	02:15	Tourette's - I Swear I Can't Help It (R) (T)	In 2002, a BBC documentary explored the struggle faced by John Davidson, a 30-year-old suffering from Tourette's syndrome - the symptoms of which involve involuntary outbursts and muscular spasms - and comparing his experience with eight-year-old Greg Storey, who was just learning to live with the disorder. This programme revisits John and Greg - now 37 and 15 respectively - to find out how their lives continue to change.
	03:15	Two Pints: Fags, Lads and Kebabs (R) (T)	Lauren Laverne presents a behind-the-scenes look at the hit comedy series, featuring the cast from the past and present celebrating the show's success over the last eight series. Writer and creator Susan Nickson takes Lauren to visit Janet and Jonny's real house, and Ralf Little reveals his reasons for leaving the show in 2006.
	04:15	Snog, Marry, Avoid? (R) (T)	Jenny Frost and the Personal Overhaul Device transform bubbly blonde Danielle and goth Azelie, as well as teaching outrageous mother Jay to dress more conservatively.
	04:45	Snog, Marry, Avoid? (R) (T)	Jenny Frost and the Personal Overhaul Device give new looks to an aspiring Playboy bunny and a Captain Jack Sparrow lookalike. Plus, former Liberty X singer Michelle Heaton is stripped of her cosmetics.
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TV Listings for BBC Four, 03 July 2009

Night	00:00	The Chaser's War on Everything (R) (T)	Julian Morrow steals the character of an identity theft expert, and Chris Taylor opts to wear a stocking over his head as a fashion statement, much to the horror of a succession of shopkeepers. Plus, the team presents the trailer for a spoof French remake of teen comedy American Pie.
	00:30	More Guitar Heroes at the BBC (R) (T)	Archive performances by celebrated musicians Jimi Hendrix, Pete Townshend, Peter Green and Johnny Winter. Other performers featured include Maintas De Plata, Ry Cooder and Thin Lizzy, while Fleetwood Mac's Albatross and In the City by the Jam are among the classic songs seen again in clips from the BBC's Seventies' music shows.
	01:30	Meet the British (R) (T)	Documentary identifying the many weird and wonderful ways the Government has tried to promote Britain's image abroad, examining why semi-naked women, Wurlitzers and prize goats were all considered worthy paragons of the nation's identity.
	02:30	Summer-Night Concert from Vienna (R) (T)	Katie Derham introduces a classical concert on the theme of night, from Schoenbrunn Palace. Featuring the Vienna Philharmonic with performances of Mozart's Eine Kleine Nachtmusik, De Falla's Nights in the Gardens of Spain, Mussgorsky's Night on Bald Mountain and Strauss's Thousand and One Nights. The orchestra is conducted by Daniel Barenhoim, and the show is followed by a firework display finale.
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TV Listings for ITV2, 03 July 2009

Night	00:00	Armed and Dangerous	(1985, Comedy) A slobbish cop and an incompetent lawyer are kicked out of their respective professions and seek new law-enforcing work at a private security company. However, after their first assignment ends in a robbery, they suspect an inside job and clash with the gangland boss who secretly controls the firm. Comedy, starring John Candy, Eugene Levy, Robert Loggia, Meg Ryan, Jonathan Banks and Brion James.
	01:50	America's Got Talent (R) (T)	More from the first semi-final in LA, where an all-male dance troupe and a 10-year-old martial artist are among those hoping to wow judges David Hasselhoff, Sharon Osbourne and Piers Morgan. Jerry Springer hosts.
	02:40	Teleshopping	Buying goods from the comfort of home.
	05:40	ITV2 Nightscreen	Text-based information service.

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TV Listings for ITV3, 03 July 2009

Night	01:00	Cadfael (R) (T)	The sleuthing monk defends a man accused of murdering a wealthy and powerful baron, with only a mysterious leper as his ally. Medieval drama, starring Derek Jacobi, Terence Hardiman, Michael Culver and Sarah Badel.
	02:20	Dempsey and Makepeace (R) (T)	The duo learn the origin of an old feud, and investigate a protection racket run by a vicious gang boss. Drama, starring Michael Brandon and Glynis Barber.
	03:15	The Wonder Years (R) (T)	Kevin and his family go on his dad's work picnic, and Karen sets off for college.
	03:40	Emmerdale (R) (T)	Omnibus. Mark takes Natasha to see an empty flat in the same block as the one he secretly bought, and has a close call when they narrowly avoid bumping into Faye. Cain demands more hush money from the millionaire, while Nathan's continued resentment at being given the cold shoulder by Katie leads her to withdraw her business from Home Farm.

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TV Listings for Comedy Central, 03 July 2009

Night	00:00	Comedy Store	Mickey Flanagan introduces an array of stand-up talent, comprising Sean Collins, Brendon Burns and Mitch Benn.
	00:30	The World Stands Up	Featuring stand-up comedy from around the world, including Australian comic Jim Jeffries.
	01:00	South Park	Wendy gets into trouble after threatening to beat up Cartman after school, but the odds are against her on winning the fight no matter how angry she is.
	01:30	South Park	Part three of three. Stan and Butters fight for their lives against an army of evil imaginary forces, while Kyle and Cartman try to prevent the Supreme Court from launching a nuclear holocaust.
	02:00	South Park	Stan and Kyle become addicted to a guitar game, but the former decides he will have more success with a different partner.
	02:30	The Sarah Silverman Program	Steve and Brian injure their backs, while Sarah finally realises she has been pregnant for the past nine months.
	03:00	Everybody Loves Raymond	Debra is too sick to take Ally to a pyjama party, so Ray reluctantly agrees to do the honours. Unfortunately it means coming face to face with Peggy, an old enemy who physically assaulted him during a charity event.
	03:30	Everybody Loves Raymond	Debra throws a bridal shower for Amy at the bride-to-be's apartment, but Marie tries to take over. Comedy, starring Ray Romano, Patricia Heaton and Monica Horan.
	04:00	The King of Queens	Doug tries to get into Carrie's good books so she will let him take a trip to Las Vegas with his friends, and Arthur visits a casino. Kevin James stars, with Leah Remini and Jerry Stiller.
	04:30	The King of Queens	Doug and Carrie plan to annoy the Palmers by making new friends - but find it's harder than it looks.
	05:00	Sir Leslie Quint: A Life in Film	After 50 years of shocking audiences, the film-maker talks candidly about his work, his personal life and the controversies and scandals that define him.
	05:05	Sir Leslie Quint: A Life in Film	After 50 years of shocking audiences, the film-maker talks candidly about his work, his personal life and the controversies and scandals that define him.
	05:10	Becker	Chris does favours for several people only to discover all her efforts were in vain, and John is desperate to find out what happened to the atlas he ordered from a door-to-door high-school student. Meanwhile, Bob plans his mother's funeral. American comedy, starring Ted Danson and Nancy Travis.
	05:30	MASH	Korean War comedy, starring Alan Alda.
	05:35	Becker	Jake feels his blindness has made him helpless after a thief robs the diner and walks right past him. So John takes him to an ice hockey game to cheer him up, but while they are at the match, Jake is convinced he can hear the robber's voice.

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TV Listings for Comedy Central Extra, 03 July 2009

Night	00:20	Just for Laughs, Just for Comedy Central	Highlights of the Montreal Comedy Festival, including rarely seen performances from some of today's kings of comedy before they became household names.
	01:20	Best of British from Down Under	Rare footage of Britain's best comedians filmed for Australian TV.
	01:50	Angelo's	The owner plans an impressive mural for his cafe, with images of the Queen and David Jason among those suggested for it. Maria's fledgling modelling career gets off to a bad start, while Shelley and Alicia form an unlikely bond.
	02:20	Black Books	Manny uses his underworld connections to get Fran a very mysterious job - but is forced to enlist confirmed coward Bernard's help to teach a psychopath to read. Comedy, starring Dylan Moran, Bill Bailey and Tamsin Greig.
	02:50	Black Books	Dreaming of Michelin stars and critical acclaim, Manny and Bernard set to work transforming the bookshop into a restaurant. Meanwhile, Fran is tired of being unemployed and decides to spice up her life by hanging out with her exotic new-found cousins. Comedy, starring Dylan Moran, Bill Bailey and Tamsin Greig.
	03:20	Not Going Out	Lucy announces to the friends that she is pregnant, causing Lee to wonder if he is the father. Comedy, starring Lee Mack as a man with a complicated relationship with his flatmate. With Sally Bretton, Tim Vine and Miranda Hart.
	04:00	Not Going Out	Lee wins £1,000 for writing an essay entitled Disability in the Workplace, and Lucy is moved to tears by his sensitivity. However, Tim remains unconvinced, and his scepticism pays off when the journalist who turns up to cover the story is shocked to find an able-bodied author. Sitcom, starring Lee Mack, Sally Bretton and Tim Vine.
	04:30	Sir Leslie Quint: A Life in Film	After 50 years of shocking audiences, the film-maker talks candidly about his work, his personal life and the controversies and scandals that define him.
	04:35	Sir Leslie Quint: A Life in Film	After 50 years of shocking audiences, the film-maker talks candidly about his work, his personal life and the controversies and scandals that define him.
	04:40	Don't Wait Up	Tom is having a difficult time following his break-up with Madeline, while Toby is facing problems of his own.
	05:10	MASH	Hawkeye discovers the headaches of petty bureaucracy when he deputises for Colonel Potter. Korean War comedy, starring Alan Alda and Gary Burghoff.
	05:35	MASH	Hawkeye becomes frustrated by delays in the Pannumunjon peace talks and decides to take matters into his own hands by making an appearance at the conference. Comedy, starring Alan Alda.
Morning	06:00	QVC - Shopping Made Easy

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TV Listings for Bravo, 03 July 2009

Night	00:30	Enterprise (T)	The crew recovers from a deadly assault, but the ship is crippled and needs immediate attention. Meanwhile, tensions escalate within the Xindi council. Sci-fi adventure, starring Scott Bakula and Jolene Blalock.
	01:30	Star Trek: The Next Generation (T)	Troi is forced to take over as captain after Picard becomes trapped in a lift following a collision between the Enterprise and a quantum filament. Meanwhile, Data loses his head and Worf finds himself acting as midwife to Keiko. Sci-fi drama, starring Marina Sirtis, Patrick Stewart and Michael Dorn.
	02:30	Sin Cities (T)	Ashley Hames travels to Seattle where he directs an adult film - but struggles to control his cast of zombies and nudes.
	03:00	Martial Law	A robber strikes at Melanie's bank and takes her hostage to ensure he gets away safely - but reckons without the intervention of Sammo and Terrell. High-kicking adventure, starring Sammo Hung and Tammy Lauren.
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	05:00	Home Shopping	A chance to purchase goods from the comfort of home.

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TV Listings for E!, 03 July 2009

Night	00:00	Chelsea Lately	Irreverent look at events making the news each day, presented by American comedienne Chelsea Handler.
	00:30	Naked Wild On	Highlights from the history of alternative travel show Wild On, a guide to the most exotic and entertaining spots around the globe.
	01:00	Sexiest Beach Bodies	Stars who look good in swimwear.
	01:50	Cheating Death: 15 Incredible Survival Stories	Stories of people who survived against all odds, including true-life tales that would seem more at home in a Hollywood script.
	03:30	Girls of the Playboy Mansion	The girls pose for the 2009 calendar, with Holly, Bridget and Kendra appearing in their own shoots with a particular theme.
	03:55	Naked Wild On	Highlights from the history of alternative travel show Wild On, a guide to the most exotic and entertaining spots around the globe.
	04:20	Sexiest Women of the World	A look at the hottest female stars on the planet.

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TV Listings for Living, 03 July 2009

Night	00:00	Criminal Minds	The team struggles to find a pattern in a series of erratic and seemingly motiveless murders in a small and usually peaceful town. When it is revealed that the killer has removed organs from the victims, the detectives come to believe a cannibal may be on the loose. Mandy Patinkin stars.
	01:00	Charmed (T)	The sisters intervene to rescue a child kidnapped by a demon, but their magic powers attract unwelcome publicity from an ambitious reporter on the trail of a scoop. Spellbinding adventure, starring Shannen Doherty and Holly Marie Combs.
	02:00	Criminal Minds (T)	A serial killer from one of Hotchner's earliest cases resurfaces after laying dormant for 10 years, sending the BAU to Boston on the trail of one of New England's most notorious murderers. Crime drama, starring Thomas Gibson.
	03:00	Cheerleader Nation	The squad members begin to show their nerves as the day of the regionals arrives, while choreographer Saleem receives some bad news.
	03:50	Downsize Me! (T)	Damian Kristof and Lee-Anne Wann try to help a mother who skips meals and binges on junk food, and are concerned that she is passing on her habits to her teenage daughter.
	04:40	The Steve Wilkos Show	The former Marine, who also used to be head of security on the Jerry Springer Show, offers advice to guests on family and personal problems, using his law enforcement background to bring a no-nonsense perspective.
	05:30	Home Shopping	A chance to purchase goods from the comfort of home.

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TV Listings for FX, 03 July 2009

Night	00:05	NCIS	The special agents set out to find the stolen body of a Civil War general, but Dr Elaine Burns is shocked to discover the entombed corpse of a Navy sergeant instead, eventually reaching the conclusion he was buried alive. Meanwhile, Mossad agent Ziva David returns as a replacement for Kate, much to Gibbs' displeasure. American drama, starring Mark Harmon and Cote de Pablo.
	01:05	Underbelly	Jason Moran returns and plans to exact revenge on Carl Williams, who throws a lavish christening party for his daughter. Meanwhile, Task Force Purana gets extra resources.
	02:05	Cops	Documentary series showing real-life footage of police in action.
	02:35	Cops	Documentary series showing real-life footage of police in action.
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TV Listings for G.O.L.D, 03 July 2009

Night	00:20	The Likely Lads (T)	The adventures of inseparable Geordie friends Terry and Bob, two underpaid apprentices whose dreams tend to focus on beer and the opposite sex. James Bolam and Rodney Bewes star.
	00:55	Little Britain USA	Vicky Pollard is caught trying to escape from boot camp, Emily Howard gets arrested for shoplifting, and Mr Doggy encourages Phyllis to do something very naughty. Gym buddies Mark and Tom have fun in the locker room, while Lou and Andy continue their holiday with a visit to the zoo.
	01:30	Little Britain USA	Vicky Pollard is taken to hospital following a serious accident, foul-mouthed Ellie-Grace is accompanied by her worried mother to her first sleepover, and gym buddies Mark and Tom continue to have fun in the locker room. Meanwhile, Bing Gordyn, the eighth man on the moon, meets an undergraduate student who doubts the authenticity of the lunar landings.
	02:10	The New Statesman	Piers realises life in Brussels isn't all it's cracked up to be, and calls on Alan B'Stard to save his skin. Rik Mayall stars.
	02:35	The New Statesman	Alan B'Stard has a potentially explosive plan up his sleeve. Starring Rik Mayall and Marsha Fitzalan.
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TV Listings for Dave, 03 July 2009

Night	00:20	QI (T)	Mind-boggling comedy quiz show in which Stephen Fry quizzes Alan Davies, Sean Lock, Phill Jupitus and Charlie Higson for more interesting answers on subjects beginning with the letter E, including England.
	01:00	QI (T)	Guests David Mitchell, Dara O'Briain and Phill Jupitus join regular contributor Alan Davies and host Stephen Fry in the quiz show with a difference. Coming under discussion are `E' subjects including Europe, with the questions so difficult that points are awarded for the most interesting answers.
	01:40	Live at the Apollo	Jimmy Carr hosts the stand-up show from the world-famous Hammersmith Apollo, London, with guest comedian Alan Carr. The funnymen talk about bullies, estate agents and bread-making machines.
	02:35	Radical Highs (T)	Unconventional and high-risk sports, featuring a look at the VTT Vitesse.
	02:45	Radical Highs (T)	A look at the sports of speed-skiing and telemarking, which require alternative approaches but are equally difficult to master.
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TV Listings for Alibi, 03 July 2009

Night	00:45	The Bill (T)	Quinnan deals with the body of a man found dead at the wheel of his car, but after speaking to the deceased's widow, he ends up risking his reputation at home and at work. Chandler instructs CID officers to consider their roles in the new, improved Sun Hill force. Police drama, starring Andrew Paul and Lesley McGuire.
	01:45	The Return of the Saint (T)	Simon exposes an embezzler whose greed has let to murder - by the odd expedient of putting London's Tower Bridge on sale.
	02:35	Taggart (T)	Feature-length episode. A woman shoots her unfaithful husband and it appears to be an open-and-shut case - until the team discovers the man was already dead. Mark McManus stars.
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TV Listings for Virgin 1, 03 July 2009

Night	00:00	Roulette Nation	Televised version of the popular casino game.
	04:00	Game-Pad	Violet Berlin presents the computer gaming show, including behind-the-scenes features and hardware round-ups.
	04:30	Game-Pad	Violet Berlin presents the computer gaming show, including behind-the-scenes features and hardware round-ups.

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TV Listings for Sci Fi, 03 July 2009

Night	01:00	Medium	Allison buys an expensive camcorder for Joe's birthday and is shocked to see disturbing images through it, indicating the presence of a supernatural entity trapped within. She comes to believe the haunted device could be linked to a murder. Paranormal drama, starring Patricia Arquette and Jake Weber.
	02:00	3rd Rock from the Sun	Dick and Harry fall down an abandoned air shaft, so an expert is called in to help them escape. American comedy series, starring John Lithgow, Jane Curtin and Kristen Johnston.
	02:30	3rd Rock from the Sun	Dick begins to socialise in a gay bar, convinced it is a haunt for fellow aliens trying to avoid detection, while Sally, Tommy and Harry decide to rob a bank - but soon fall victim to mutual suspicion as their plan progresses. With John Lithgow, Jane Curtin, Kristen Johnston and French Stewart.
	03:00	3rd Rock from the Sun	Dick sprains his ankle and enjoys all the sympathy lavished on him - but soon learns about the power of guilt. Comedy starring John Lithgow, Jane Curtin, Kristen Johnston and French Stewart.
	03:30	3rd Rock from the Sun	Sally receives a proposal of marriage from a Frenchman who wants to stay in the country. Starring Kristen Johnston, John Lithgow, Jane Curtin and French Stewart.
	04:00	Quantum Leap	Part one of two. Sam occupies the body of JFK's alleged assassin Lee Harvey Oswald. Scott Bakula stars.
	05:00	Quantum Leap	Part two of two. Sam learns the reason for his current transformation but realises he is trapped in the body of Lee Harvey Oswald. Scott Bakula stars.

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TV Listings for Challenge TV, 03 July 2009

Night	00:00	Distraction (T)	Jimmy Carr hosts the game show in which contestants try to answer general knowledge questions while completing a series of set challenges, but as the game progresses, the tasks become more difficult.
	00:30	Distraction (T)	Jimmy Carr hosts the game show in which contestants try to answer general knowledge questions while completing a series of set challenges, but as the game progresses, the tasks become more difficult.
	01:00	Bruce Forsyth's Play Your Cards Right (T)	Popular game show, in which genial host Bruce Forsyth offers contestants the chance to win big cash prizes on the turn of a card.
	01:30	Bruce Forsyth's Play Your Cards Right (T)	Popular game show, in which genial host Bruce Forsyth offers contestants the chance to win big cash prizes on the turn of a card.
	02:00	Family Fortunes (T)	Another two families compete for spot prizes and a cash jackpot of £3,000. Hosted by Les Dennis.
	02:30	Family Fortunes (T)	Another two families compete for spot prizes and a cash jackpot of £3,000. Hosted by Les Dennis.
	03:00	Gladiators (T)	Four contestants take on the muscled warriors in a series of challenges. Hosted by Ulrika Jonsson.
	04:00	Home Shopping	A chance to purchase goods from the comfort of home.
	05:00	Home Shopping	A chance to purchase goods from the comfort of home.
	05:30	Home Shopping	A chance to purchase goods from the comfort of home.
Morning	06:00	Home Shopping	A chance to purchase goods from the comfort of home.
	06:30	Home Shopping	A chance to purchase goods from the comfort of home.

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TV Listings for Fashion TV, 03 July 2009

Night	00:00	Midnight Hot	Models display a selection of sexy and erotic outfits, that leave little to the imagination.
	01:00	Lingerie	The latest underwear fashions to hit the catwalk.
	01:30	Photographers Night
	01:45	Fashion Destination	The world's most glamorous fashion destinations, featuring footage from some of the most glittering events on the industry's calendar.
	01:55	F Parties	Coverage from the best celebrity shindigs with footage of the models who know how to let their hair down.
	02:00	F Floor	Highlights from the world's best fashion parties, mixed by a selection of leading DJs.
	02:30	Swimwear	The lastest swimwear looks straight from the catwalk.
	02:55	F Parties	Coverage from the best celebrity shindigs with footage of the models who know how to let their hair down.
	03:00	Lingerie	The latest underwear fashions to hit the catwalk.
	03:30	Fashion Week	Footage from the week's best shows in London, Paris, Milan and other fashion capitals of the world.
	03:55	F Parties	Coverage from the best celebrity shindigs with footage of the models who know how to let their hair down.
	04:00	Photographers Night
	04:30	First Face	A look at how some of the best models achieved their status and who is still on top today.
	04:55	F Parties	Coverage from the best celebrity shindigs with footage of the models who know how to let their hair down.

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TV Listings for Hallmark Channel, 03 July 2009

Night	00:00	The Ted Bundy Story: A Stranger Beside Me	(2003, General Movie/Drama) A reporter working in a Seattle clinic begins to have suspicions about a seemingly innocent, intelligent and charming man who could possibly be a cold-blooded murderer. Fact-based drama, starring Billy Campbell, Barbara Hershey and Suki Kaiser.
	02:00	Intelligence (T)	Reardon puts his all into pushing through the Bahama bank deal, while Mary is pressured to bury a story.
	03:00	Crossing Jordan (T)	A widow arouses Bug's suspicions when she asks him not to perform an autopsy on her husband's body. Meanwhile, Devan and Woody get the feeling there are hidden secrets in a case involving a woman who shot her attacker dead.
	04:00	Falling in Love with the Girl Next Door	(2006, Comedy) Two neighbours who have hated each other for years are forced to grudgingly bury the hatchet when their children fall in love and announce their engagement. The rival mothers struggle to behave, but their feud soon threatens the happy couple's dreams of the perfect wedding. Comedy, starring Patty Duke, Shelley Long, Crystal Allen and Ken Marino.

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TV Listings for Discovery Channel, 03 July 2009

Night	00:00	Most Evil	Dr Michael Stone investigates the crimes of mentally disturbed murderers in an attempt to explain why they acted as they did. He focuses on the cases of Ed Gein, who created clothing made of human skin, and Gary Heidnik, who constructed a torture chamber in the basement of his Philadelphia home. The forensic psychiatrist also interviews jailed killer Arthur Shawcross, a man convicted of mutilating 13 people in upstate New York.
	01:00	North Mission Road	A nurse vanishes on her way home, and investigators arrest a suspect driving her car, supposing he is the woman's kidnapper.
	01:30	Suburban Secrets	A teenage girl's body is found in a ditch after a night out with friends, who may have played a part in her death.
	02:00	Solved (T)	A woman is reported missing by her husband, and police find her body in her abandoned car. A letter from a serial killer admits responsibility, but the evidence provides a shock.
	03:00	Destroyed in Seconds	A massive explosion occurs at a propane plant, a boat and its passengers are sucked under a ferry, a dragster disintegrates at 130 mph and a racing boat crashes.
	03:25	Destroyed in Seconds	A chain reaction of explosions is triggered by a grenade, a plane crashes at a baseball match and a house is lifted off its foundations in a backdraft explosion.
	03:50	Showdown: Air Combat	The Japanese Zero and America's F4F Wildcat planes, two of the dominant aircraft during World War Two.
	04:40	Extreme Engineering	The public works project designed to overhaul New York City's crumbling subway system.
	05:30	How It's Made (T)	The techniques used in the making of halogen bulbs, aluminium ladders, cellulose insulation and bamboo fly rods are examined.

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TV Listings for National Geographic, 03 July 2009

Night	00:00	Super Weed	Documentary examining the science of marijuana, a drug that contains 400 active chemicals and is one of the world's most widely used illicit substances.
	01:00	Britain's Greatest Machines	Chris Barrie searches for the greatest mechanical innovations of the 20th century, beginning by examining the technology of the 1930s.
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TV Listings for Biography Channel, 03 July 2009

Night	00:00	Michael J Fox	Portrait of the Canadian actor who starred in Family Ties and the Back to the Future trilogy, before being diagnosed with Parkinson's disease at just 30 years old.
	01:00	Strip Search	Billy Cross takes the remaining contestants to Las Vegas where they begin rehearsals, and chooses the final seven men to become his latest dance troupe 'The American Storm'.
	01:30	Furry Tales	The extravagant lifestyles of Bertie and Freddie, two dogs who take regular sailing trips and eat lunch at top Chelsea gastropubs.
	02:00	Clive Owen	Profile of the Hollywood star who has enjoyed success in theatre, TV and on the big screen, appearing in films including Sin City, Closer and Children of Men.
	02:30	John Travolta	Profile of the actor who has starred in a range of films, including Grease, Pulp Fiction, Wild Hogs and, more recently, Hairspray.
	03:00	Psychic Detectives	Police in Ohio investigate the disappearance of a mother-of-two, but when they find nothing they enlist the help of a psychic to offer a secondary perspective on the case.
	03:30	Paranormal State	The student ghost-hunters investigate a house in Allentown, Pennsylvania, where a series of spooky events may be linked to the building's tragic past.
	04:00	Medical Detectives	The 1983 disappearance of Walter Notheis Jnr, lead singer ofh successful Sixties band Bob Kuban and the In-Men.
	04:30	Medical Detectives	The story of a woman who was raped and murdered in a pizza restaurant. A man was jailed after confessing to the crime, but eight years later a new confession reopened the case.

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TV Listings for History Channel, 03 July 2009

Night	00:00	Goering: A Career	A profile of Hermann Goering, the second in command of the Third Reich, including personal home movies and revelations about his drug addiction and art theft.
	01:00	Hitler's War	Series offering an Axis perspective on World War Two, bringing Hitler's strategies and operations to the fore. The first episode focuses on the sinking of the `invincible' Bismarck by the British in May 1941.
	02:00	Jetstream	The six remaining trainees learn the rules of air combat.
	03:00	Cities of the Underworld	Don Wildman investigates the underground surveillance nerve centres that catch the cheats in Las Vegas casinos.
	04:00	Decoding the Past	A 19th-century soothsayer from Kentucky, who was known as `the other Nostradamus' after he predicted secular events such as World War Two and the Great Depression before they actually occurred. The programme also explores his expert medica